Category: Russia
Brittney Griner Has Been Freed And Vin Diesel Is Trending For “Helping” Bring Her Home
After nine long months in a Russian jail, WNBA star Brittney Griner has been freed and is on her way back to America! This morning President Joe Biden announced that 32-year-old Brittney was released in a prisoner swap that involved Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout. Viktor, aka the “Merchant of Death,” smuggled weapons from Eastern Europe to Africa and the Middle East for nearly two decades. In 2011, he was convicted of conspiracy to kill U.S. citizens and officials and provide aid to terrorists. It sucks that this murderous trash bag is even being mentioned in the same breath as a woman who accidentally smuggled cannabis cartridges into Russia, but hey, that’s international politics, baby!
Dennis Rodman Will NOT Be Going To Russia To Help Brittney Griner After All
I realize Dennis Rodman thought his influence on the international stage could help aid with the release of Brittney Griner in Russia, but that’s not happening. And not because he doesn’t have permission to enter the country, but mainly because the U.S. Government immediately told him to sit his ass down and let the professionals handle the work. And now, Dennis is forced to walk back all of his comments and have several seats, much like he should have done when he originally revealed his crusade.
Amy Schumer Pitched The Idea Of President Zelenskyy Making A Cameo Appearance At The Oscars
The Oscars finally chose its hosts for the 94th Academy Awards, choosing hilarious queens Regina Hall and Wanda Sykes, and also Amy Schumer. But the Oscar people really got what they paid for, as Amy is already bringing the fuckery. Amy recently revealed that during an Oscars pitch meeting, Amy suggested President Volodymyr Zelenskyy appear via satellite or in a pre-taped video segment. Bitch… when I say: “He ain’t got time for that,” I mean: “HE REALLLLLLLLLY AIN’T GOT TIME FOR THAT!”
Maksim Chmerkovskiy Drags Kirstie Alley Over Her Comments About Russian’s Invasion Of Ukraine
While many of us are sending thoughts of support to the people of Ukraine after Putin invaded their country, SOME “I’m just asking questions” individuals are wondering if all those news images of bombings are actually real. And those people are named Kirstie Alley! Add this moronic take to Kirstie’s ever-growing list of asinine comments. Thankfully, her former Dancing with the Stars partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy took her to task!
Russia Has Been Kicked Out Of The Eurovision Song Contest
The Eurovision Song Contest isn’t just a glittering spectacle of insanity. I mean, it is. But technically, its purpose is to celebrate the songwriting talents of the citizens of Europe. But not all of Europe will be represented at this year’s Eurovision. It was announced that Russia has been kicked out of this year’s contest, due to Russia’s recent invasion of Ukraine.
Cardi B Shares Some Thoughts On The Russia/Ukraine Crisis But Not Too Many Since She Doesn’t Want To Get “Killed”
Do you understand the geopolitical issues surrounding the Russia/Ukraine conflict as Russian President, Vladimir Putin, declared some cities in Ukraine independent? If not, let Cardi B give you her perspective on it. But while Cardi does have opinions, she is keeping some to herself since she doesn’t want to be taken out.