Category: Endless Love

Brooklyn Peltz Beckham Has Added Another Tattoo Dedicated To His Wifey Nicola Peltz Beckham

February 23, 2023 / Posted by:

When there’s trouble in paradise, or in this case, in California by way of Florida, sometimes the only thing to do is DEFLECT – DEFLECT – DEFLECT! According to E! News, Brooklyn Peltz Beckham showed off a brand new tattoo, a giant portrait of Nicola Peltz Beckham’s face, his wifey of just under a year, after embarrassing details about the couple’s $13 million “shit-show of a wedding, rife with secrets and superfudge (auto-correct and it stays), were revealed earlier this week. Brooklyn’s latest masterpiece is proudly on display in the Wifey Wing on his bicep and is now part of the permanent collection at the Brooklyn Museum of Matrimonial Art (BMMA).

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Jennifer Lopez Loves Love And The Tradition And Romance Of Taking Ben Affeck’s Last Name

November 8, 2022 / Posted by:

The power pose is back, bitches! But with a softer, gentler twist thanks to L.O.V.E., both the concept, and in all likelihood, the name of JLo’s next fragrance offering. Jennifer Lynne Affleck covers this month’s issue of Vogue, which was shot by Annie Leibovitz, but I’m fairly certain Tyra Banks was brought in to direct the shoot. Because even though Jen’s dressed in the flowing silk softness of a hopeless romantic, the close-ups of her exposed feet belie a strength that can only be gained from embarking on an arduous “journey of self-discovery.” So yes, Jen may be the “kind of girl” for whom taking her husband’s last namestill carries tradition and romance,” but she’s not afraid to “Get loud!,” especially now that she’s got a new album to sell that “serves as a kind of bookend to This Is Me…Then, the album she released 20 years ago in the heady early days of her relationship with Affleck.” That’s Ben Affleck, by the way. As in the Mr. Affleck to her “green neon sign whose soft cursive reads ‘Mrs. Affleck’” that hangs in her dressing room.

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Jennifer Lopez Serenaded Ben Affleck With A New Song At Their Most Recent Wedding

August 26, 2022 / Posted by:

I know this flop summer is already on its last legs but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a little time in these waning days to entertain a new candidate for THEE Song of the Summer for 2022. It’s a brand new song from a new artist named Mrs. Jennifer Lynn Affleck, who formerly had a career as a singer and dancer working under the name Jennifer Lopez, or JLo for short. The song is called Can’t Get Enough and Jenny Lynn sang it to her new husband, Ben Affleck, at their second wedding reception held at Ben’s replica plantation. And judging from Ben’s pained and exhausted reaction, the song is based on true events.

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Pete Davidson Got A Jasmine And Aladdin-Themed Tattoo As A Tribute To His First Kiss With Kim Kardashian

July 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Apparently, the odd pairing of walking mannequin Kim Kardashian and live-action SpongeBob Pete Davidson is still a thing, and they love to keep us involved with their relationship. But I would have to say that Pete definitely knows how to put a smile on Kim’s face by giving her consistent tokens of love and affection. Especially on his body. Pete is a walking scribbled-on paper bag book cover, and he’s already honored his true love with a tattoo of her children’s initials and he’s gotten her name branded onto his chest. And now Pete is keeping the love tatts coming by getting one to celebrate his and Kim’s first kiss during an Aladdin-themed skit on Saturday Night Live when she hosted last year.

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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Are Officially Single (But Still Not Totally Divorced)

April 13, 2019 / Posted by:

In the knowing words of internet disciple Antoine Dodson, who prophesized this moment a decade ago, “Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife and hide yo’ husband” because Angeline Jolie and Brad Pitt are officially single. That’s right, the pink construction paper heart that once read “Brangelina” has been ripped down the middle, and “Bra” and “Ngelina” stand alone, slightly altered versions of their pre-coupled selves. But you can stop jumping for joy thinking that this is the last you will be hearing from these mofos until they start publicly banging new people. Although the law has declared them officially single, Angelina and Brad are still hammering out the never-ending terms of their divorce (and probably because she wants him back!!!). If they could only take a pair of ripple edge children’s scissors and cut down the middle of their bank account and kids, we’d all be over this already.

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Mary Kay Letourneau And Vili Fualaau Are Back Together Proving True Love Exists

November 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Mary Kay Letourneau, one of America’s most notorious delusional crackpots, and her husband Vili Fualaau, have reconciled and are back together after he filed for legal separation last year. When the couple first split, People reported that the reason was garden variety marital problems. You know, like he never empties the dishwasher, she feels unfulfilled now that the kids are grown, he doesn’t look at her the same way anymore, she stole his childhood by entering into a sexual relationship with him when he was her 12-year-old elementary school student. Just normal stuff like that. However, Radar interviewed Vili at the time and he said it was because he wanted to start a pot business and was afraid his wife being a felon and registered sex offender might be an issue. Now it seems both scenarios are moot, because they’re back together.

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