Category: Jeffrey Epstein
Virginia Giuffre’s Lawyers Want Proof That Prince Andrew Couldn’t Sweat
Things are not looking up for Prince Andrew. First, his best pal Jeffery Epstein came under fire for sex trafficking and then died while in custody. And then just a few days ago, his second-best mate Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty of sex trafficking minors. Now Virginia Giuffre’s lawyers are after Andrew seeking proof of his medical inability to sweat. Will Britain’s favorite son ever catch a break?!
Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Found Guilty Of Sex Trafficking A Minor
It looks like 2021 isn’t a flaming pile of shit-wrapped tonsil stones after all. First, Josh Duggar was found guilty of downloading and possessing child sexual abuse materials, and today, a jury found predatory ghoul Ghislaine Maxwell guilty of all but one charge in her sex trafficking trial. It may be December 29 but the Christmas gifts keep coming!
A Photo From Ghislaine Maxwell’s Trial Shows Her Lounging With Jeffrey Epstein At Queen Elizabeth’s Balmoral Estate
Ah, Balmoral – Queen Elizabeth’s castle away from castle, the Scottish estate where she goes to unwind from all the stress of being on stamps and coins. Balmoral is a serene, pastoral estate filled with rolling hills, forests, and animals like horses, dogs, and wild birds. And thanks to a picture that was shown as evidence in Ghislaine Maxwell’s sex trafficking trial, it looks like Balmoral was once the site of two jackasses as well! A few pretty obvious clues have led people to believe that a picture of Ghislaine and Jeffrey Epstein relaxing at a cabin in the woods was actually taken on the grounds of Balmoral.
Jeffrey Epstein’s Former Pilot Testified In Court About Who Flew On Epstein’s Private Plane
Remember how Prince Andrew has repeatedly tried to brush off his friendship with the late Jeffrey Epstein, by claiming they weren’t even barely friends, and he only stayed at Jeffrey’s place in New York a handful of times? Yeah, I hope he’s got another one of those rock-solid creative excuses in his pocket, because he, among several other high-profile types, were just named in court, under oath, as being passengers on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet.
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Sex Trafficking Trial Starts Today
Unlike her partner in predatory horrificness Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell has survived jail so far. And the Associated Press reports that today is the day and that a jury will begin hearing evidence and arguments about whether or not Ghislaine was just an idiot pawn of the perverted monster from Hell, or if she fully knew and helped him recruit underage girls to have sex with his friends. The delusional ghoul must be nervous. Probably the only person who’s more nervous than her is fellow Epstein bestie and accused-child-fucker Prince Andrew who must be waiting to see if he gets name-dropped. Two places you never want a name-drop: A diss track and a sex-crimes trial.
Scotland Yard Will Not Investigate The Sexual Abuse Allegations Against Prince Andrew
Well, the good news for THE QUEEN is that does not have to knit sweaters out of her Corgis’ fur to sell on eBay.co.uk to pay even more legal bills racked up by her favorite son. Because The Metropolitan Police Service announced that they have closed their review into the sexual abuse allegations against Prince Andrew and will not open an investigation against him. Hmmm, why do I have a feeling that their “review” consisted of them looking at a document that read, “Don’t try it, bitches! Love, THE QUEEN,” before stamping “CLOSED” on their review and saying that there’s nothing to see here.