Virginia Giuffre’s Lawyers Want Proof That Prince Andrew Couldn’t Sweat

January 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Things are not looking up for Prince Andrew. First, his best pal Jeffery Epstein came under fire for sex trafficking and then died while in custody. And then just a few days ago, his second-best mate Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty of sex trafficking minors. Now Virginia Giuffre’s lawyers are after Andrew seeking proof of his medical inability to sweat. Will Britain’s favorite son ever catch a break?!

Prince Andrew has been linked to Epstein’s trafficking ring and was accused by Virginia Giuffre of sexually abusing her when she was underage. However, in a move that would leave master chess players breathless, the clever Prince Andrew claimed in that train wreck BBC interview that he lost the ability to sweat after he was shot at during the Falklands war, thereby completely invalidating Virginia’s claim that he sweated all over her. With little noise from Virginia on the matter, the case of the unusually dry prince was closed. Until now! As relayed by CNN:

Prince Andrew has been asked to provide documents proving his “alleged medical inability to sweat” in a court filing by attorneys for Virginia Roberts Giuffre, who has accused the royal of sexual assault in a US civil lawsuit.

In the court document filed Thursday, Giuffre’s attorneys also ask for any documents relating to anyone Andrew met at a Pizza Express restaurant in Woking, England, or at Club Tramp nightclub in London, and to his travel to and from those places.

In claims made prior to filing her lawsuit, Giuffre alleges that in 2001 Epstein brought her to London, where she was introduced to Prince Andrew and went dancing at a nightclub with Epstein, his then-girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell and the prince.

In a BBC interview also broadcast in 2019, Giuffre said she had been taken to the Tramp nightclub where, Giuffre alleged, Andrew asked her to dance and was “sweating all over me.”

It’s the “dog ate my homework excuse” except a child has the intelligence to back up their claim with some form of evidence. Prince Andrew has to now compel his body to not sweat. Simple! But that’s not the only thing he has to worry about.

Giuffre’s attorneys have also demanded any documents concerning Andrew’s travel to or from, or presence in, Epstein’s planes, Florida, New York, New Mexico and the United States Virgin Islands, according to their filing Thursday, as well as documents relating to “all gifts or other things of value” received by Andrew from Epstein or Maxwell “including but not limited to puppets.”

I will never understand the very wealthy. In what world is gifting a puppet a sign of pleasantry and not an attempt at cursing someone? Apart from Virginia, everyone involved is clearly deranged. With all that’s being thrown at him and his legal team working overtime for his upcoming court date, if Andrew could sweat, he’d be dripping buckets. And Virginia’s lawyers will be right there collecting samples!


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