Category: Deep Doo Doo
Virginia Giuffre’s Lawyers Want Proof That Prince Andrew Couldn’t Sweat
Things are not looking up for Prince Andrew. First, his best pal Jeffery Epstein came under fire for sex trafficking and then died while in custody. And then just a few days ago, his second-best mate Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty of sex trafficking minors. Now Virginia Giuffre’s lawyers are after Andrew seeking proof of his medical inability to sweat. Will Britain’s favorite son ever catch a break?!
Prince Andrew’s Legal Team Was Working Overtime Last Night After The Ghislaine Maxwell Verdict Came In
I have to laugh picturing Prince Andrew running around in an absolutely flop sweat yesterday after hearing that his one-time gal pal and frequent palace guest Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty on 5 of 6 charges, many containing the word “conspiracy,” at the conclusion of her federal sex trafficking trial. So hold some room in your heart today for Andrew and his ride or die ex-wife Fergie’s housekeeper today who has to deal with the results of two very nervous bowels and a toilet that’s already clogged. Because Andrew probably spent hours at the printer printing all the evidence off the internet and trying to flush it down the toilet. As we know, he’s not very bright. But at least he’s smart enough to know he’s in deep, deep shit. As do his lawyers. But you won’t hear them admit that.