Today In SHOCKING NEWS: Prince Andrew Probably Lied About Staying At Jeffrey Epstein’s Townhouse In His “Newsnight” Interview

As bad as Meghan Markle’s pussy blouse was, this is somehow worse. According to The Daily Mail, Prince Andrew almost certainly lied to BBC Newsnight’s Emily Maitlis about not having stayed at his soon-to-be ex-friend (in more ways than one) Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan townhouse during a visit in April of 2001. This apparent lie calls the veracity of that entire interview into question, suggesting a then 17-year-old Virginia Giuffre (nee Roberts) might have actually been forced to have sex with Andrew (and possibly groped with a puppet of himself) as she has consistently alleged. Jaw, meet floor. Floor, this is your new roommate, jaw.

DM reports that “well-placed sources” allege that Prince Andrew and a Scotland Yard bodyguard spent the night at Jeffrey’s townhouse during a 3-day-trip to The United States, just a month after he was photographed with Virginia and Ghislaine Maxwell in London. When questioned about this trip during his BBC interview, Andrew admitted to possibly having “visited” Jeffrey’s den of iniquity, but that he actually slept down the block at the “consul general,” the rich man’s West Side YMCA. And he insisted, no hanky panky whatsoever had occurred. However, Virginia and another young woman, Johanna Sjoberg, claim that the visit included a private puppet show with a Spitting Image doll before retiring to “the dungeon” for sex.

Prince Andrew did stay at Jeffrey Epstein’s New York mansion during a trip when it is alleged he slept with a trafficked teenager, the Daily Mail can reveal for the first time.

Contradicting his car crash TV interview, sources have confirmed the Queen’s second son was indeed a guest at the paedophile tycoon’s Manhattan home in April 2001, raising questions about his other recollections of the time.

Our investigations have also uncovered a gap of a few hours set aside in New York for what was called ‘Private Time’ in the duke’s confidential tour itinerary.

Andrew has not been able to explain what he was doing during this time but Miss Roberts and another Epstein ‘masseuse’ have both said they met him in the city.

When asked by Miss Maitlis on Newsnight about Miss Sjoberg’s Spitting Image account, the prince seemed to concede that he might have visited the property.

Andrew told her: ‘I probably did…because of what I was doing I was staying with the consul general which is further down the street on Fifth so I wasn’t…I wasn’t staying there. I may have visited but definitely didn’t, definitely, definitely no, no, no activity.’

Sounds like it was a busy little trip for Andrew, who apparently didn’t even have enough time to catch a matinee of The Lion King. Maybe that’s why he allegedly brought his own puppets. Imagine, if he lied about where he hung his hat, maybe he’s lying about where he slung his schlong! Don’t let us find out he’s never eaten pizza, has svelte fingers, and wasn’t a bonafide Falklands war hero! For old-times sake, here’s that interview. Andrew is questioned about his stay at around the 27:00 mark.

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