Scotland Yard Will Not Investigate The Sexual Abuse Allegations Against Prince Andrew
Well, the good news for THE QUEEN is that does not have to knit sweaters out of her Corgis’ fur to sell on eBay.co.uk to pay even more legal bills racked up by her favorite son. Because The Metropolitan Police Service announced that they have closed their review into the sexual abuse allegations against Prince Andrew and will not open an investigation against him. Hmmm, why do I have a feeling that their “review” consisted of them looking at a document that read, “Don’t try it, bitches! Love, THE QUEEN,” before stamping “CLOSED” on their review and saying that there’s nothing to see here.
The Week says that Scotland Yard officers reviewed documents and talked to Virginia Giuffre about her claims that when she was underaged, she was sex trafficked to London by Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell and was sexually abused by Prince Andrew while there. There’s a picture from back in the day of Prince Andrew wrapping his non-sweating creepy paw around Virginia’s waist but he claims that picture is the work of Photoshop since he’s never met her before.
In August, Metropolitan Police Chief, the hotly-named Dame Cressida Dick, announced that they had opened up a review into Virginia’s claims against Andrew and let the people know that “no one is above the law.” And now I suddenly have an image of that greasy pile of smug Prince Andrew popping up above the word “law” and winking like, “No one, you say?” Because The Metropolitan Police Service’s review is done and they will not investigate further. So Dame Dick has declared that Prince Alleged Pedo Dick is off the hook with them. via The Week:
The Met also reviewed several documents, including one relating to the ongoing US civil lawsuit concerning Giuffre. But in a statement last night, the force said that “this review has concluded and we are taking no further action”.
A spokesperson added that the Met “continues to liaise with other law enforcement agencies who lead the investigation into matters related to Jeffrey Epstein”, who killed himself in a New York prison in August 2019 while awaiting trial for sex trafficking minors.
The force has carried out at least two previous reviews of the case, but ruled out opening a full investigation each time, saying it was a matter for the US authorities.
Across the pond, the FBI would still like to talk to Andrew about his friend Epstein. There’s also Virginia Giuffre’s sexual assault lawsuit against Andrew that was filed in New York. And Andrew’s friend Ghislaine Maxwell will go to trial on November 29 to face multiple charges including sex trafficking of a minor. But there’s still time for Ghislaine to cut a plea deal in exchange for naming names. So Prince Andrew better work on telling the police, “Jizzlane, who? Never heard of her or met her. You must be confusing my non-existent friendship with this Ghislaine person with my friendship with my very good friend Diane Warren!”
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