Category: I See You Trolling

JK Rowling’s New Book Is About A Man Who Dresses Up As A Woman To Kill People

September 14, 2020 / Posted by:

#RIPJKRowling trended on Twitter today, and not because she actually died. That hashtag trended after Twitter found out that her latest book is about a cis man who crossdresses when killing women. I know, such a completely original plot, and since everyone knows how JK (which for me, stands for Jesus KanYouStop) feels about trans people, this feels like she’s spewing out some anti-trans symbolic fuckery. So, no, JK isn’t dead, she’s just killing the nerves of many again.

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Sacha Baron Cohen Crashed A Right-Wing Event In Washington

June 29, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s an understatement to say that 2020 is the messiest year on record. Like, we’ve got Drag Race contestants having to walk back statements they previously made about the coronavirus being a hoax, Kanye West is working for The Gap again, and TikTok teens are fucking with the RSVP numbers at Trump rallies. And that’s on top of the murder hornets and COVID-19 and everything else that has made the past 6 months feel like 6 years. But there’s one thing that happened recently that might have brought back feelings of nostalgia and familiar comfort for some. And that’s that Sacha Baron Cohen crashed an event in disguise, just to embarrass and anger some right-wing Americans.

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Gloria Allred Is Using A School Bus To Shame Prince Andrew Into Talking To The FBI About Jeffrey Epstein

February 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Gloria Allred is representing five victims in the Jeffrey Epstein case. Before his staged suicide, Jeffrey was being re-examined for his role in trafficking underage girls at sex parties where he allegedly forced his victims to have sex with rich and powerful buddies. One of those buddies was Prince Andrew, who stepped down as a working royal after giving a train wreck of an interview about his involvement with Epstein and Virginia Giuffre’s accusation that she was forced to have sex with him. And now lawyer Gloria Allred is coming for Andrew by hiring a school bus to drive around London to shame him.

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Snooki Got Mom-Shamed For Drinking Wine When She’s Still Breastfeeding Her Son

July 29, 2019 / Posted by:

People on social media tried to mom shame Snooki for drinking some Ron-Ron juice while she’s breastfeeding her 2-month-old son Angelo. Snooki was not interested in being dragged by some internet loserbags who probably never even got into a fist fight at the T-shirt shop or arrested for trying to find a beach, so she clapped back and told them to let a mess live.

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Ja Rule Has Decided To Poke At 50 Cent For Whatever Reason

July 26, 2019 / Posted by:

So Ja Rule and 50 Cent notoriously hate each other. They have been screwing with each other for years, which is funny to me only because one of them is so much more successful than the other. These two are slapping at each other some more and Ja Rule really seems to have gone in with a particular social media post. Ja better be careful because Fofty doesn’t play.

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Melania Trump Once Again Brought Some Pussy Bow Action To The Debates

October 20, 2016 / Posted by:

This election has given us a lot of things, like alcoholism, liver disease, new kinds of ulcers and six-packs on our nalgas (from clenching so hard). It has also given me fashion knowledge! Because when Melania Trump showed up to the second debate dressed like an early-80s Mary Kay executive, my uneducated ass learned something new. I learned that the kind of shirt she wore is actually called a “pussy bow” blouse. I thought Gucci just called it that. The “More You Know” shooting star rainbow fucked my brain hard when I found that out. And at last night’s final debate in Las Vegas, Melania showed us that she’s either a slave to the pussy bow or a slave to trolling (or both) when she wore another pussy bow blouse. This one wasn’t as much of a PUSSY BOW IN YOUR FACE as her last pussy bow, but it was still a pussy bow.

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