Category: I See You Trolling

Snooki Got Mom-Shamed For Drinking Wine When She’s Still Breastfeeding Her Son

July 29, 2019 / Posted by:

People on social media tried to mom shame Snooki for drinking some Ron-Ron juice while she’s breastfeeding her 2-month-old son Angelo. Snooki was not interested in being dragged by some internet loserbags who probably never even got into a fist fight at the T-shirt shop or arrested for trying to find a beach, so she clapped back and told them to let a mess live.

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Ja Rule Has Decided To Poke At 50 Cent For Whatever Reason

July 26, 2019 / Posted by:

So Ja Rule and 50 Cent notoriously hate each other. They have been screwing with each other for years, which is funny to me only because one of them is so much more successful than the other. These two are slapping at each other some more and Ja Rule really seems to have gone in with a particular social media post. Ja better be careful because Fofty doesn’t play.

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Melania Trump Once Again Brought Some Pussy Bow Action To The Debates

October 20, 2016 / Posted by:

This election has given us a lot of things, like alcoholism, liver disease, new kinds of ulcers and six-packs on our nalgas (from clenching so hard). It has also given me fashion knowledge! Because when Melania Trump showed up to the second debate dressed like an early-80s Mary Kay executive, my uneducated ass learned something new. I learned that the kind of shirt she wore is actually called a “pussy bow” blouse. I thought Gucci just called it that. The “More You Know” shooting star rainbow fucked my brain hard when I found that out. And at last night’s final debate in Las Vegas, Melania showed us that she’s either a slave to the pussy bow or a slave to trolling (or both) when she wore another pussy bow blouse. This one wasn’t as much of a PUSSY BOW IN YOUR FACE as her last pussy bow, but it was still a pussy bow.

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Third Eye Blind Trolled An RNC Event With A Pro-Science/Pro-LGTBQ Performance

July 20, 2016 / Posted by:

There’s a lot of messiness coming out of the Republican National Convention in Cleveland (example: Chachi’s continued relevance, etc….), but there was one nugget of nonsense that was totally on purpose, and it’s courtesy of late-90s mall rock band, Third Eye Blind. Raise your hand if you also saw the words Third Eye Blind and immediately started singing “DOO DOO DOO, DOO DOO-DOO DO, DOO DOO DOO.

Four years ago, Third Eye Blind’s lead singer Stephan Jenkins wrote a piece for The Huffington Post called “Why We Aren’t Playing at the RNC.” In it, he basically said that they were happy to play for Republican fans, but that they had turned down an invitation to play at the 2012 RNC because it was “not my mom’s Republican Party anymore.” Four years later, TEB agreed to headline the Musicians on Call charity event at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, OH. That charity event, which happened last night, just so happened to coincide with the RNC. And it was pretty obvious that Stephan Jenkins’ feelings about the state of the current-day Donald Trump-led Republican Party have clearly been upgraded from “not feeling it” to “really not feeling it.

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Trollyoncé Strikes Again!

June 8, 2015 / Posted by:

Last night, Good Morning America got the Beyhive in pre-frenzy mode when they announced on Twitter that on Monday morning Beyonce was going to make a big announcement that everyone will love. They all wondered what could it be?! Will Beyonce announce that she’s running for president as a Beyocrat? Will Beyonce announce that instead of doing a world tour, she’s going to do a 6-week residency on Tidal’s streaming service and yes, tickets will still be $500 each? Will Beyonce announce that she’s bringing her Tempur-Pedic baby bump out of retirement? What is it????! So, the Beyhive got up early today, polished their stingers and prepared to lose their minds, but when Beyonce’s big announcement was revealed, dicks went soft and balls turned blue. Beyonce’s big announcement was about as interesting as a vegan’s broccoli-induced butt burp.

Beyonce’s big announcement wasn’t even an announcement. Beyonce just wanted to talk about being a sometime vegan for the 1,345,985th time. By now, every single living thing on this planet knows that Beyonce and Jay-Z went vegan for 3 weeks, because she won’t stop shitting up at the mouth about it. Beyonce went on GMA to whore out Marco Borges’ 22-day vegan diet, which she’s whored out before. Beyonce even wrote the foreword for his book The 22-Day Revolution. Beyonce’s big appearance was beysically an informercial.

Yes, Beyonce is that insufferable friend who talks about being a vegan once and goes on and on about how much it changed their life. But instead of doing it in a Facebook status, she does it in a “special announcement” on Good Morning America.

Beyonce didn’t even go into Good Morning America’s studios for this shit! She just rolled out of bed, went to her rooftop and shot the pre-taped piece while she had 5 minutes to spare. This is some “I will film some non-announcement on a rooftop and hos will call in sick to work to watch it” shit. I bet right after Beyonce burped up how great being a vegan is, her personal drone delivered the Double-Double her assistant ordered from an In-N-Out in Austin, TX and her stylist asked her if she wants to wear the rhino leather jumpsuit or the red panda fur culottes.

And the Beyhive was mad at their God for a second:

But I’m sure they have already forgiven her and will get up early next week when Beyonce announces on Today that she took a shit.

Billy Bob Thornton Wants To Go All The Places That Brad Pitt’s Peen Has Been, Basically

January 13, 2015 / Posted by:

If Billy Bob Thornton’s creepy “Yes, I stole a pair of dirty panties from your laundry basket and I sniff them while staring at the wall collage I made using the pictures I took of you leaving your house ” eyes make you want to blow a whistle and run into the arms of the nearest adult, you’re not alone. I’m holding onto my dog with one hand right now. He’s 61 in dog years. He counts as an adult.

After winning the Best Actor in a mini-series or TV movie Golden Globe for the acting stuff he’s done in Fargo, Billy Bob Thornton played a little game with reanimated Howdy Doody puppet, Billy Bush, and the unsettlingly peppy Kit Hoover of Access Hollywood. Billy and Kit copied Tina Fey and Amy Poehler by asking St. Angie Jolie’s second husband if he’d rather fuck Laura Jeanne Poon (Hollywood name: Reese Witherspoon) or Jennifer Aniston? Now, I’d go with Laura Jeanne Poon, because you know she’s a hardcore dom. She probably gets crazy, curses at you, spits at your face and says shit like, “Suck on this American citizen clit, bitch!” Jennifer Aniston probably stops halfway through to turn her Care Bear the other way because she doesn’t want it to see her getting down. Billy Bob went with ANISTON and said it’s one of his “lifelong goals.”

Billy and Kit then asked Billy Bob if he’d rather get with Keira Knightley or Jennifer Aniston. Billy Bob spit this out:

“Jennifer Aniston. How many times does it take to get this through your head?”

Billy Bob was definitely doing some grade A trolling, because Billy and Kit said that he kept saying Jennifer Aniston’s name after every single question they asked no matter what the question was. Billy and Kit also claim that they completely forgot that Billy Bob was once bonded in blood with St. Angie Jolie. Please. I know that NBC replaced Billy and Kit’s brains with a machine that only produces happy, peppy thoughts, but they knew what they were doing. Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston is using her Smart Water money to have a time machine built so she can go back to the year 2000 and bone Billy Bob before screaming at Angie, “I fucked your husband first, tramp!”

Here’s Billy Bob working those plugs while doing the Golden Globes party circuit with his partner Connie Angland.

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