John Fetterman Enlisted Snooki To Troll Dr. Oz Over His Questionable Pennsylvania Residency In Their Race For A Senate Seat

July 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Most people (besides your 74-year-old aunt Linda) thought it was fantastic news when Dr. Mehmet Oz decided to end his problematic The Dr. Oz Show, where he instructed his loyal viewers on the best ways to shit their brains out, take supplements to lose 18 pounds in two weeks, and reverse the aging process of their genitals. At that point it didn’t really matter that the reason for the cancellation was because he was a senate hopeful. Because this fool wouldn’t make it very far, right? Wrong–with Donald Trump’s endorsement and his opponent’s concession, Dr. Oz has emerged as Pennsylvania’s Republican candidate for senate–which is even more mystifying because Oz has spent most of his life as a resident of Nicole “Snooki” LaValle’s New Jersey. Pennsylvania’s Democratic candidate for senate and actual Pennsylvania resident/current lieutenant governor/hoodie enthusiast, John Fetterman, has been taking it easy recovering from a stroke that he suffered in May, but has continued to use his time and energy trolling Dr. Oz’s carpetbagging shitshow. Yesterday, John delivered his pièce de résistance–enlisting Snooki to highlight Dr. Oz’s duplicitous ways.

Minutes after Oz released an ad basically roasting John for having a stroke, John tweeted a Cameo, which he commissioned from Snooki in which she questioned Dr. Oz’s choice to leave New Jersey. via The Hill

“Hey, Mehmet! This is Nicole — Snooki,” LaValle says into the camera in the video, released Thursday. “I’m a hot mess on a reality show, basically, and I enjoy life,” the 34-year-old former MTV star adds.

“I heard that you moved from New Jersey to Pennsylvania to look for a new job, and personally, I don’t know why anyone would want to leave Jersey, because it’s like the best place ever, and we’re all hot messes,” LaValle tells the former “Dr. Oz” host.

“But I want to say best of luck to you. I know you’re away from home and you’re in a new place, but Jersey will not forget you. I just want to let you know, I will not forget you,” LaValle says in a mocking tone.

“And don’t worry, you’ll be back in New Jersey soon. This is only temporary,” she adds, before giving a kiss to the camera.

No idea if Snooki, whose Cameos go for $300 a pop, has any semblance of an idea about what’s going on in this race or if she understands the implications of what she said here, but it looks like her interest in the political arena has really evolved from that time she got mildly annoyed with John McCain about an indoor tanning tax.

Here’s her message to Mehmet:

John’s been on an Oz trolling roll–like last week when he hired a banner plane at the Jersey Shore to welcome Oz home:

Or when he questioned if maybe Oz can see Pennsylvania from his classy, sprawling mega-Olive Garden of a New Jersey mansion:

And when he exposed Oz for filming an ad for his PA senate run from that same NJ mansion

Basically, Dr. Oz’s criticisms of John Fetterman have been that he’s a Democrat, likes hooded sweatshirts, and had a stroke. John has latched on to Oz’s shady state shifting, which is obviously a huge issue, but over the past decade-plus, Oz has done a bang-up job of making an entire ass out of himself ever since life was breathed into his slimy gills by Oprah (who is even basically saying “never heard of him” at this point). This impostor has bungled appearances on both Fox News (where you can literally say anything and have it not be considered a fuck-up) and Jeopardy!, and couldn’t even hold on to his Trump-appointed position with the President’s Council on Sports and Fitness once Joe Biden took office; probably because playing a sport is a real challenge when you’re constantly making bathroom stops to expel the whole contents of your colon. On November 8, send all of your thoughts Pennsylvania’s way. The fact that Snooki may be what makes the difference between Mehmet Oz taking a PA senate seat or fucking off back to New Jersey to prick his Anthony Fauci voodoo doll is an indicator of a very dark time.

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