Category: Confusing Times

Emily Ratajkowski Hinted That She And Harry Styles Might’ve Been Dating For Close To Two Months Before Being Papped Together In Tokyo

April 4, 2023 / Posted by:

Since Emily Ratajkowski split from her 5 ‘clock shadowed predator (allegedly) ghost of an Elizabethan child–Sebastian Bear-McClard–last July, she’s been linked to a rapid parade of men. Most recently, she was spotted getting her face slurped on by Harry Styles in Tokyo on March 25–not too long after her and Eric Andre’s Valentine’s Day nude “draw me like one of your pick-me-ass-bitchesstunts. But according to what Emily said during an early March podcast interview, she and Harry might have already been dating for almost two months when they were papped making out.

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Nicolas Cage Is Playing Nicolas Cage In A Movie

November 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Nicolas Cage was once a huge, Oscar-winning movie star (it’s true) and then he made a few left turns, got into a marriage that lasted three seconds, fed a few shrooms to his cat, and he got into a messy fist fight with Vince Neil. Now cut to him rage singing Purple Rain and making movies about amusement park rides coming to life. Just when you think Nicolas Cage has done about everything he could do and it’s time for him to retire to the land of misfit movie makers and spend his days with the Tom Sizemores and Mel Gibsons of the world, he is trying to make a comeback, playing none other than Nicolas Cage himself. How very John Malkovich of him.

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Open Post: Hosted By Dr. Phil Reading Thirst Tweets. Grab The Barf Bag.

May 31, 2019 / Posted by:

BuzzFeed has let out a cry for help and exploited it in a way that only Dr. Phil can exploit cries for help. It turns out there are ALLEGEDLY (there’s a chance Dr. Phil wrote these tweets himself) people in the world who not only want to bone Dr. Phil and sit on his face, but are willing to take that shit public and tweet about it.

In a segment that should never exist called Dr. Phil Reads Thirst Tweets, Dr. Phil reads tweets about how people actually want to do him and it goes as well as Dr. Phil talking to the Cash Me Ousside girl: confusing, wrong, and sad yet entertaining in a horrifying way.

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