Category: Ghislaine Maxwell
Today In SHOCKING NEWS: Prince Andrew Probably Lied About Staying At Jeffrey Epstein’s Townhouse In His “Newsnight” Interview
As bad as Meghan Markle’s pussy blouse was, this is somehow worse. According to The Daily Mail, Prince Andrew almost certainly lied to BBC Newsnight’s Emily Maitlis about not having stayed at his soon-to-be ex-friend (in more ways than one) Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan townhouse during a visit in April of 2001. This apparent lie calls the veracity of that entire interview into question, suggesting a then 17-year-old Virginia Giuffre (nee Roberts) might have actually been forced to have sex with Andrew (and possibly groped with a puppet of himself) as she has consistently alleged. Jaw, meet floor. Floor, this is your new roommate, jaw.
The 465-Page Ghislaine Maxwell Deposition Is Out
Just a couple of days after a judge finally spit at Ghislaine Maxwell’s repeated moves to keep a 2016 testimony of hers from public eyes, it has been released, which means that several journalists have propped their eyelids up with toothpicks to not miss a thing as they go over every smegma-wrapped lie that leaped off of her demon tongue. So far, it seems like Ghislaine dodged questions as though the questions were an of-age woman and she was Jeffrey Epstein. It also looks like the hardest working trick, besides the geyser hole of lies that Ghislaine calls a mouth, is the black bar. The names of several of Epstein’s powerful friends are blacked out. The devil works hard, but the lawyers of the elite work harder to keep their clients’ names out of Ghislaine’s mouth, on paper anyway.
Ghislaine Maxwell’s 2016 Civil Testimony Will Be Unsealed
Ghislaine Maxwell pleaded not guilty in July to a bunch of sex trafficking charges related to her time spent as Jeffrey Epstein’s “alleged” partner in pedo-ness. Ghislaine has been accused of recruiting, grooming, and abusing the girls in Epstein’s alleged sex trafficking ring. Jeffrey avoided his charges by getting murdered dying by suicide, so Ghislaine got left holding the bag.
Since being charged, she’s been in jail avoiding assassins and trying her damndest to also avoid facing any sort of punishment. She won a court ruling back in August involving the sealing of her 2016 testimony regarding Jeffrey Epstein but a judge just turned that around. Her testimony will be unsealed. Welp, if she was afraid of being murdered before now with her testimony coming out, her Spidey-Senses must really be tingling.
Ghislaine Maxwell Wants To Be Released Into The General Population Section Of Her Jail
Last month, it was reported that the inmates of the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn were growing very tired of the special treatment that was being given to inmate #666 (just a random guess), Ghislaine Maxwell. Sources alleged that Ghislaine was given an entire floor of the MDC to herself, which was definitely a precaution against any attempts on Ghislaine’s life (Ghislaine’s alleged partner in crime Jeffrey Epstein died under suspicious circumstances when he was held last year at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Lower Manhattan). Those inmates now have one more thing to complain about, because Ghislaine’s attorneys have just filed a request that poor lonely Ghislaine be given the chance to finally mingle with everyone else in gen-pop.
Ghislaine Maxwell Reportedly Bragged About Giving George Clooney Oral In A Public Bathroom
Everybody’s least favorite parasitic social climber Ghislaine Maxwell has been having a doozy of a time in jail while awaiting trial for her big role in Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking ring. But fortunately, she is an expert bullshitter and, despite a crushing amount of sordid stories about how big of a sketch-bag she was/is, these recent headlines have proven to be not to TOO much to swallow. That’s because Ghislaine, (according to Ghislaine) is a champion blow-jobber. And George Clooney might just be the one to confirm it. Cut to George dramatically closing the shades on his yacht.
Virginia Giuffre Alleges That Prince Andrew Groped Her With A Puppet Of Himself
Prince Andrew’s longtime accuser Virginia Roberts Giuffre has written a book proposal titled The BIllionaire’s Playboy Club. In it, she writes about the awfulness that happened after she was allegedly lured into Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking ring by Ghislaine Maxwell so many years ago. Virginia has alleged many times that she was trafficked to Prince Andrew, a claim he has denied in a various number of creative ways. Virginia’s book proposal includes some new allegations, like one particularly gross story involving Prince Andrew and a Prince Andrew puppet.