Category: Ghislaine Maxwell
Virginia Giuffre Has Filed A Federal Civil Lawsuit Against Prince Andrew For Sexual Assault
Well, this is most inconvenient! Looks like Prince Andrew might have to travel to New York again and this time he won’t be able to stay at his friend Jeffrey Epstein’s because, well, because Epstein is dead. According to CNN, Virginia Giuffre (nee Roberts) has filed a civil lawsuit in US federal court against Prince Andrew accusing him of “sexual assault and battery” against her while she was a minor, and that he did so at the invitation of Andrew’s dead friend Jeff and the currently incarcerated Ghislaine Maxwell. That’s a scary predicament for Andrew to be in but don’t fret. He’s not sweating it. He can’t. And he’s definitely not pissing himself right now either. An evil witch cursed his bladder!
Ghislaine Maxwell Has Been Hit With New Charges Of Sex Trafficking A Minor
Ghislaine Maxwell’s name is in the news again, and it’s not because, Satan showed up in court like, “You know, let’s just cut to the chase. Just hand her over to me already since she’s one of mine.” Even Satan doesn’t want to touch Ghislaine. Ghislaine is the news again because federal prosecutors have added to her pile of charges after a fourth alleged victim has come forward. The victim claims that when she was 14 years old, Ghislaine groomed her to be abused by now-dead Jeffrey Epstein. Yup, 14. “Yeah, I’m really not touching that trash now,” said Satan.
Ghislaine Maxwell Claims Jeffrey Epstein Had Secret Tapes Of Bill Clinton And Donald Trump
Back in 2016, long before Satan’s favorite tongue-scraper Ghislaine Maxwell spent her days in jail going full Cinderella after midnight, sweeping the showers with a raggedy broom and considering replacing its crispy lengths of straw with sad clumps of her own runaway hair; she sat down for a meeting with Emmy-winning, former CBS producer, Ira Rosen. Ira’s new book, Ticking Clock: Behind the Scenes at 60 Minutes, was released this past week and shares the details of their pre-election meetup, during which he tricked Ghislaine into revealing the existence of secret tapes of both Bill Clinton and Donald Trump, recorded by her partner in slime and alleged sex trafficking ringleader, the late Jeffrey Epstein.
Ghislaine Maxwell Says She Was Abused By A Guard And Is Losing Her Hair In Jail
The New York Post reports that current resident Ghislaine Maxwell is “withering to a shell,” and despite her being a “respectful, middle-aged female pretrial detainee,” she was forced to “clean a shower with a broom” as punishment for reporting that she was physically “abused” by a guard during a pat down. Also, sources claim that Ghislaine hates the food and is going bald and I, for one, would like to see it.
Ghislaine Maxwell Was Denied Bail Again
Ghislaine Maxwell really, really isn’t having a good time in jail. She’s been ordered to remain in jail in Brooklyn while she waits for her trial to begin in July of 2021. But Ghislaine wants out! Ghislaine couldn’t bear to think ringing in New Year’s Eve to the sound of her toothbrush clanging against the metal rim of her in-cell toilet, her only champagne option being some foil-capped apple juice that got questionably fizzy after being stored under her bed. So Ghislaine’s lawyers proposed a $28.5 million bail package that would release her into house arrest. It was her second attempt at a bail plan. Well, a judge denied that.
Prosecutors Spit At Ghislaine Maxwell’s Proposed $28.5 Million Bail Package, Saying She’s Got It Cushy Enough In Prison
Ghislaine Maxwell, the heart-deficient monster partner of Jeffrey Epstein, is still in jail in Brooklyn, waiting to go to trial for several federal charges including enticement of minors, sex trafficking, and perjury for “allegedly” grooming, abusing, and sex trafficking underage girls in Epstein’s Satan-approved sex ring for the elite. Ghislaine pleaded not guilty to all charges and the trial is scheduled to start July 2021. But ever since she was found hiding out in a home in New Hampshire and was arrested and charged this past summer, she’s been trying to get out of jail on bail, because, I guess, Ghislaine is the kind of demon whose skin burns from jail cell fluorescent lighting and paper clothes.
A few months ago, U.S. District Judge Alison Nathan denied Ghislaine’s first proposed $5 million bail package, so she’s upped it and is now proposing a $28.5 million bail package. But prosecutors are once again asking Judge Nathan to shit on that too because Ghislaine’s already the 1% of the U.S. jail system since she’s got it better than most inmates.