Category: Ghislaine Maxwell
Ghislaine Maxwell Has Won A Court Ruling To Keep Her 2016 Testimony Sealed For Now
The picture you are looking at above was taken from a video of Ghislaine Maxwell delivering a speech about the oceans to the United Nations several years ago. Which may feel like a random choice, until you remember how hard Ghislaine’s lawyers have been working to make sure testimony from a 2015 civil case was never unsealed. That testimony was her Heart of the Ocean necklace, and Ghislaine wanted nothing more than to make like Old Rose and whip it into the ocean, praying that it would be eaten by a whale with a gut full of very strong stomach acid. Well, Ghislaine’s wish came true, for now, and it didn’t require any ocean-dumping.
Prince Andrew Allegedly Lobbied U.S. Prosecutors To Give Jeffrey Epstein A Sweetheart Plea Deal
If ever Prince Andrew needed a reassuring pat on the back while crying into mummy’s bosom it’s today as further details about his involvement in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal have been revealed. Sadly, Mummy’s miles away in Quoronaqueentine (™) and if we’re being honest, has always been slightly repulsed by Andrew’s unmanly neediness (allegedly). According to The Guardian, newly unsealed court documents pertaining to Virginia Giuffre’s 2015 civil defamation case against the currently incarcerated Ghislaine Maxwell and prematurely deceased Jeffrey allege that Andrew “tried to lobby the US on behalf of Epstein to help secure a ‘favourable plea arrangement.’” Say what you will about Andrew, anybody who’s willing to put their neck out for you like that then fly 3,000 miles to break up with you in person— that’s a good ass friend. Talk about #friendgoals, even if Jeffrey was allegedly blackmailing him.
So Ghislaine Maxwell Lied About Not Having Any Contact With Jeffrey Epstein For Over A Decade
Last night, dozens of documents in Virginia Roberts Giuffre’s 2015 defamation case against Ghislaine Maxwell were unsealed and dumped as expected. This document dump (I hate myself for typing that) is different than the one that may happen on Monday if Ghislaine’s lawyers fail to successfully appeal the judge’s decision to unseal those documents. This latest unsealing of documents shows that Ghislaine emailed with Jeffrey Epstein as recent as 2015 and that she allegedly sexually abused dozens of girls. In the documents, Virginia also named the names of those she was trafficked to including Prince Andrew, of course, and Alan Dershowitz. Why do I have a feeling that the wikiHow page on “how to safely remove your eyeballs and cleanse them in bleach” is about to get many, many, many hits?
Inmates Claim That Ghislaine Maxwell Is Getting Special Treatment In Jail (Shocking) And Past Court Documents May Be Unsealed Next Week
Ghislaine Maxwell was moved from a jailhouse in Rhode Island, the state she hiding out in, to the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn instead of the Metropolitan Correctional Center federal prison in Lower Manhattan because MCC is where Jeffrey Epstein died and prison officials are apparently “afraid” the same thing will happen to her. Prison officials have reportedly put in place all sorts of things to make sure Ghislaine doesn’t kill herself or gets taken out by assassins hired by the powerful people she can (and will probably) name as partakers in Epstein’s sex trafficking ring. She’s been given a cellmate (and no, the cellmate isn’t a tiger), she’s been forced to wear paper clothes (and no, the paper clothes are not scented with sardine oil), her bedsheets were taken away, guards are reportedly watching her constantly, and she’s regularly moved from cell to cell.
And now the New York Daily News claims that Ghislaine and I guess her reported cellmate have an entire floor at MDC to themselves, and before she moved in, the other inmates were forced to polish the floors three times for Her Royal Trashness. So basically, that Ghislaine is already making friends in jail!
Prince Andrew Was Once Allegedly Seen Having Dinner With Three Young Blondes
That headline immediately made me think of 4 Non Blondes, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end. This story is about actual blondes who Prince Andrew was allegedly seen having an alleged clandestine dinner in Manhattan years ago. And who was allegedly joining Andrew at dinner? Oh, just allegedly Ghislaine Maxwell.
Well, Well, Well, Donald Trump Wishes Ghislaine Maxwell Well
Yesterday, Donald Trump resumed his coronavirus briefings so that whole pandemic business is solved now, thank God. However, as wonderful as it is to be able to retire the phrase #theseuncertaintimes as we resume our normal lives, yesterday’s briefing wasn’t without controversy. According to the CNN, the President went out of his way to offer well wishes to Ghislaine Maxwell who is currently jailed without bail on child sex trafficking charges. And here we thought poor Ghislaine was shivering in a cell without a friend in the world and nothing to keep her warm except a chunky blanket she hand crocheted from institutional toilet paper. Isn’t Donny a *peach?