Virginia Giuffre Alleges That Prince Andrew Groped Her With A Puppet Of Himself

Prince Andrew’s longtime accuser Virginia Roberts Giuffre has written a book proposal titled The BIllionaire’s Playboy Club. In it, she writes about the awfulness that happened after she was allegedly lured into Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking ring by Ghislaine Maxwell so many years ago. Virginia has alleged many times that she was trafficked to Prince Andrew, a claim he has denied in a various number of creative ways. Virginia’s book proposal includes some new allegations, like one particularly gross story involving Prince Andrew and a Prince Andrew puppet.

The Mirror got their hands on the excerpt. They say that Virginia wrote that sometime around Easter in 2001, when she was around 17 years old, Ghislaine called her to the study of Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan townhouse. She said that wasn’t a weird request, as she often was summoned to Jeffrey’s study before accompanying him to the massage room in the basement, or “dungeon” as Virginia calls it in her manuscript. When she arrived this time, Prince Andrew was present, and Ghislaine allegedly made Virginia spin around for him before sitting Virginia down on Andrew’s lap. Andrew had allegedly brought along a puppet from the 1980’s British satirical puppet show Spitting Image. via The New York Post:

“It was easy to give them the reaction they desired, all I had to do was pretend to be entertained by their lewd gestures, and when Andrew cupped my breast with a doll made in his image, I only giggled away. Ghislaine wanted to take a picture of the bizarre scene and even got Johanna (Sjoberg), another one of Jeffrey’s so-called personal assistants to come sit on his other knee for the snapshot.”

Sjoberg testified about the alleged groping incident in a 2016 deposition as part of Giuffre’s since-settled defamation lawsuit against Maxwell. “I sat on Andrew’s lap…they took the puppet’s hands and put it on Virginia’s breast, and so Andrew put his on mine,” she said.

Virginia says that after Andrew was done joking around with his mini-me, they allegedly headed down to the massage room.

The only way this story could get any more awful is to show you what that puppet looked like. Here’s a clip from Spitting Image featuring a song called “Randy Andy,” which is basically all about Andrew being a walking boner.

Prince Andrew hasn’t responded to Virginia’s puppet allegation. He’s probably trying to find a way to blame everything on the puppet. A strong strategy, considering that puppet absolutely looks like it’s been up to no good. I bet Andrew is digging that puppet out of storage so he can mail it directly to FBI headquarters in Washington, in an attempt to get the puppet to take the fall for him. But when the FBI opens the package, they’ll know it’s not Andrew. After all – Andrew? Actually meeting with the FBI? Impossible.

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