Dwyane Wade Shared A “Nude” Picture For His 39th Birthday
Sometimes if you’re really good, the horny heavens open up and blesses you with a gift so wonderful you have to raise your hand up to the sky and shout “Thank Ya Jesus!” And that’s exactly what I did when I heard NBA legend Dwyane Wade posted a nude photo of himself on his Instagram page. But of course, since this is someone I actually wouldn’t mind seeing naked there’s a catch 22. And the gag is he’s not alone in the photo, which sounds hot at first until you find out it’s not with another NBA player. But instead with his age-defying, Benjamin Button ass wife Gabrielle Union.
Now I know what you’re saying, “God Ben you so thirsty. He already posed nude once before,” and you are absolutely right on both counts. I am thirstier than a dehydrated sponge. And yes, back in 2016 Dwyane posed for ESPN’s Body Issue:
Dwyane Wade will grace the cover of the 2016 #BodyIssue.
The issue drops July 6. pic.twitter.com/BhDOqOAx7W
— ESPN (@espn) June 21, 2016
It took me about fifteen seconds to realize he was even holding a basketball in this picture the first time I saw it, so it’s not like we haven’t already seen him kinda naked. Well, retirement must be bringing out Dwyane’s inner exhibitionist (or stripper) because he’s at it again and this time Gabrielle is there to make sure he doesn’t show too much. According to People, Dwyane, who celebrated his 39th birthday this past Sunday, took to IG to show everyone he is still celebrating. And he did so while standing completely butt naked behind Gabrielle, who’s smiling like she just got a check from Publisher’s Clearinghouse.
Perhaps they wanted to give their America’s Got Talent spies a little peep show just in case they came back around but in any event, I’m not mad at all. Unfortunately, while the world is applauding their somewhat coy yet totally blatant sexy photo their children, on the other hand, are repulsed and embarrassed.
The post gained the attention of three of his four children, who commented to express their displeasure with the photo.
“This isn’t what i wanted to wake up to,” Dwyane’s 18-year-old son Zaire wrote, adding a sick face emoji.
His daughter, 13-year-old Zaya, had something to say too, commenting: “Ayooooo chill, I just got on.”
Wade’s youngest daughter Kaavia, 2, also has an Instagram account set up for her, and someone made sure to leave a comment from her on her dad’s post.
“Thought I had more time before his midlife crisis,” the comment reads.
Their kids’ reaction aside, most people loved the photo, And I am most people, but I do have a suggestion; next time Gabrielle needs to move out of the photo a couple of inches to the right. Like, a good 120 inches so she can get the hell out of our way and we can see what she sees. Don’t be selfish Gabby!