Category: Halyna Hutchins

Alec Baldwin Got Mad Over The Criticism Of An Instagram Caption He Wrote About His Wife And 6-Year-Old Son

January 24, 2023 / Posted by:

Apparently, Alec Baldwin’s home is run with the same chaotic energy that reportedly led to the dangerous working conditions on the set of Rust which enabled Alec to hold a loaded gun that led to the death of someone. Under normal circumstances, a high-profile individual facing a federal manslaughter rap will be urged by council and common decency to shut the hell up and let their legal team do the talking. However, the denizens of Casa De Baldwinitos are apparently immune to both. So you’ve got Hilaria Baldwin running around the streets of New York City looking for anyone with a camera at which to scream, dios mio, leave mi familia alone! while wearing a sweatshirt from her new collaboration with Kanye West called Last Word(s).

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Alec Baldwin And “Rust” Armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed Will Be Charged With Involuntarily Manslaughter For The Shooting Death Of Halyna Hutchins

January 19, 2023 / Posted by:

If you tried to open Instagram just now, it probably shook before shutting down out of fear that it’s about to get hit with a giant wave of smug rage from Alec Baldwin releasing five hundred screamy videos at once. Because prosecutors in Santa Fe County, New Mexico, announced today that Alec Baldwin and armorer Hannah GutierrezReed should be held responsible for the accidental shooting death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust in October 2021. Halyna was only 42 years old and tragically left behind a 9-year-old son.  Rust‘s director Joel Souza was also shot but survived and recovered from his injuries. Both Alec and Hannah will be charged with involuntary manslaughter and involuntary manslaughter in the commission of a lawful act.

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Hilaria Baldwin Can’t Promise To Stop Having Babies Unless Alec Baldwin Gets Snipped

December 5, 2022 / Posted by:

With Nick Cannon safely in the hospital for the moment and Elon Musk otherwise occupied with preserving freedom of speech for all whitemankind, the erratic market for looming babies’ futures is at an all-time low. Or it was until Baldwin Babies Inc. CEO Hilaria Baldwin appeared on Extra to announce their 4th quarter projections, hinting at the possibility of one or more looming baby offerings in the new year. As we know, Baldwin Babies Inc. has been under SIEGE this year after CIO (Chief Insemination Officer) Alec Baldwin was involved in the accidental shooting death of cinematographer Halnya Hutchins while moonlighting as a producer/actor on the film Rust. CEO Hilaria noted in her announcement that while the BBI is “not ok,” and “can’t be ok” following the tragedy, Alec has yet to “do his part,” (*SNIP SNIP* see above) to thwart BBI’s prospects for a bountiful 2023.

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Production Will Resume On “Rust” After Alec Baldwin And The Producers Have Reached A Settlement Agreement With Halyna Hutchins’ Family

October 5, 2022 / Posted by:

A week has come and gone and still no word from the Santa Fe District Attorney’s office as to whether or not they will be filing criminal charges against anybody for the on-set shooting death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust. Similarly, Alec Baldwin and his wife have gone an entire week without having another baby, so one might assume that no progress at all has been made on either getting justice for Halyna’s death or in the creation of a new Baldwinito to help keep us focused on the importance of living in one’s truth. But that’s not the case. Deadline reports that Halyna’s husband Matthew Hutchins has reached a settlement agreement with Alec and other Rust producers in the wrongful death suit he filed against them back in February. Surprisingly, the settlement would give Matthew a producing credit on Rust, and production is set to resume in January with “all the original principal players,” including director Alec and the man he also shot, director Joel Souza.

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Alec Baldwin May Be One Of Four Defendants The Santa Fe District Attorney Plans To Criminally Prosecute In The “Rust” Shooting Death Of Halyna Hutchins

September 26, 2022 / Posted by:

How long does the euphoria of having a newborn baby last? Being childless myself I’m gonna have to guess at least a good three/four months unless you’re Hilaria Baldwin, in which case, what, two days? Three at the most. Either way, Alec Baldwin is screwed because less than two days after announcing the birth of his eighth child, here comes the law threatening to harsh his vibe in a major way. The New York Post reports that the Santa Fe Sheriff’s Office is about to release their investigation into the shooting death of Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust and the Santa Fe District Attorney has filed an emergency request for funds “to prosecute up to four people in connection with the incident,” and “one of the possible defendants is well known movie actor Alec Baldwin.” He’s, how do you say… “fucked?” Because given the circumstances of the past year, he can hardly use the excuse that he was shooting blanks.

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The FBI Says That The Gun In The “Rust” Shooting Could Not Have Gone Off By Itself And The Trigger Was Pulled

August 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Well, the FBI should prepare for several voicemails from an extra ragey-voiced Alec Baldwin where he reams them a new one as Hilaria Baldwin spews out several Spanish curse words in the background (while reading off of a list of Spanish curse words she Googled just seconds before). Because according to ABC News, the FBI’s investigation into the Rust shooting has wrapped up and they’ve concluded that the gun that killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, and injured director Joel Souza, did not go off by itself and the trigger was pulled. This is despite Alec Baldwin claiming that he never ever pulled the trigger.

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