Category: Hannah Gutierrez-Reed
Alec Baldwin Has Filed To Have The Special Prosecutor In Charge Of The “Rust” Case Against Him Dismissed
Things seem to have quieted down over at Case de Baldwin. Hilaria Baldwin has apparently turned over her Instagram duties to her and Alec Baldwin’s eldest daughter Carmen while she and Alec focus on the serious legal peril at hand. As we know, Alec is charged with two counts of involuntary manslaughter (as is armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed), with each count carrying a sentence of up to 18 months in jail and a $5,000 fine for the accidental shooting death of Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust. One of those charges includes a “firearm enhancement” and carries a mandatory five-year sentence in state prison if he’s found guilty. So now is certainly not the time for fun and games. However, if you are one of the million followers, Hilaira got for her birthday, do not fret. You’re in good hands. Carmen’s punctuation is preternaturally flawless for a 9-year-old.
Alec Baldwin And “Rust” Armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed Will Be Charged With Involuntarily Manslaughter For The Shooting Death Of Halyna Hutchins
If you tried to open Instagram just now, it probably shook before shutting down out of fear that it’s about to get hit with a giant wave of smug rage from Alec Baldwin releasing five hundred screamy videos at once. Because prosecutors in Santa Fe County, New Mexico, announced today that Alec Baldwin and armorer Hannah Gutierrez–Reed should be held responsible for the accidental shooting death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of Rust in October 2021. Halyna was only 42 years old and tragically left behind a 9-year-old son. Rust‘s director Joel Souza was also shot but survived and recovered from his injuries. Both Alec and Hannah will be charged with involuntary manslaughter and involuntary manslaughter in the commission of a lawful act.
Hilaria Baldwin Can’t Promise To Stop Having Babies Unless Alec Baldwin Gets Snipped
With Nick Cannon safely in the hospital for the moment and Elon Musk otherwise occupied with preserving freedom of speech for all whitemankind, the erratic market for looming babies’ futures is at an all-time low. Or it was until Baldwin Babies Inc. CEO Hilaria Baldwin appeared on Extra to announce their 4th quarter projections, hinting at the possibility of one or more looming baby offerings in the new year. As we know, Baldwin Babies Inc. has been under SIEGE this year after CIO (Chief Insemination Officer) Alec Baldwin was involved in the accidental shooting death of cinematographer Halnya Hutchins while moonlighting as a producer/actor on the film Rust. CEO Hilaria noted in her announcement that while the BBI is “not ok,” and “can’t be ok” following the tragedy, Alec has yet to “do his part,” (*SNIP SNIP* see above) to thwart BBI’s prospects for a bountiful 2023.
The FBI Says That The Gun In The “Rust” Shooting Could Not Have Gone Off By Itself And The Trigger Was Pulled
Well, the FBI should prepare for several voicemails from an extra ragey-voiced Alec Baldwin where he reams them a new one as Hilaria Baldwin spews out several Spanish curse words in the background (while reading off of a list of Spanish curse words she Googled just seconds before). Because according to ABC News, the FBI’s investigation into the Rust shooting has wrapped up and they’ve concluded that the gun that killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, and injured director Joel Souza, did not go off by itself and the trigger was pulled. This is despite Alec Baldwin claiming that he never ever pulled the trigger.
Authorities Just Need To Review Alec Baldwin’s Phone Records Before Wrapping Up Their Investigation And Handing It Over To The DA
Alec Baldwin may have forgotten he shot and killed someone ten months ago, but the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s department has not. As they attempt to wrap up their investigation into the on-set shooting death of Rust cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, Alec, who was holding the gun when he/it fired a bullet that killed Halyna and injured the film’s director Joel Souza, is still on top of their most wanted list. The only most wanted list Alec is likely to find himself on outside of wife Hilaria Baldwin’s list of dream baby daddies which alarmingly is just Alec’s name a bunch of times into infinity. Deadline reports that “the police investigation into what happened remains ongoing but is a bit closer to completion,” and one of the last pieces of evidence needed before handing the case off to the Santa Fe District Attorney for possible charges, is Alec’s phone records which he very reluctantly handed over to the Suffix County, New York police in January.
The Santa Fe Sheriff’s Office Released The Video Footage Taken After Halyna Hutchins Was Shot On The Set Of “Rust”
The New York Post says that yesterday the Santa Fe Sheriff’s Office released hours of footage from the day Halyna Hutchins was shot to death on the set of Rust. This includes film of Alec Baldwin rehearsing with the gun, armorer Hannah Guitierrez-Reed referring to herself as a “fucking failure”, loads of bodycam footage, and Alec’s police interview.