Category: Duchess Kate
Duchess Kate Recycled An Old Dress For The Earthshot Prize Awards
British royalty, they’re just like you! They also find themselves reaching into the back of their closet from time to time, rummaging around to see what old ensemble they can dust off and repurpose for an event. Sure, the event is usually black-tie and invite-only, and the closet is a climate-controlled storage hall, and the ensemble in question is too expensive for you to even breathe near. But aside from all that, totally relatable! Like Duchess Kate who gave everyone a case of déjà-vu at the 2021 Earthshot Awards yesterday when she re-wore an old Alexander McQueen dress from 2011. She probably even threw it in the Dryel bag herself!
Duchess Kate And Meghan Markle Might Work Together On A Netflix Documentary About Kate’s Charity Work
As the Wheels of Justice come barreling towards THE QUEEN’s favorite child Prince Andrew, The Firm seems to be taking an unusual tact. This time, instead of throwing Meghan Markle under the bus, they’re trying something new by throwing Meghan and her sister-in-law Duchess Kate directly AT the bus. I mean, we know the wheels of justice are actually on more of a slow-moving local bus to Mummy is Disappointed Anew-shire. But Kate and Meghan have been tied together, loaded into a cannon, and launched at it as a distraction just the same. Us Weekly reports that Kate and Meghan are talking about collaborating on a documentary project for Netflix that will “spotlight Kate’s charity work and the huge impact she’s made with her philanthropy.” Hey, look over there! Pretty girls in pretty frocks put aside their differences to save the world through good deeds and preserve the dignity of the monarchy! How cool is that?
Prince William And Prince Harry Reportedly Got Into It At Prince Philips Funeral
After Prince Philip died in April at the age of 99, plans for his funeral quickly got underway. And if the British press was to be believed, it was to be the fancy aristocratic equivalent to WrestleMania 2001. Prince William and Prince Harry, who hadn’t spoken for a long time and were all fired up from Harry’s explosive tell-all with Oprah Winfrey, would finally meet face-to-face. William and Harry were seen chatting outside their grandfather’s service, and it all looked very reasonable and mature. They even walked near each other during the processional. But it sounds like all that respect and civility might have just been for the benefit of the public watching outside. Because a royal source alleges that William and Harry brought the messiness inside St. George’s Chapel with them. An inappropriate family fight at a funeral? Royals, they’re just like us.
Prince Philip’s Cause Of Death Was Released And Prince William And Duchess Kate Launched A YouTube Channel
Forget all those conspiracy theories that have been flying around since Prince Philip was laid to rest. He wasn’t poisoned or strangled by an enemy of the crown who snuck into Windsor Castle disguised as an under butler or chambermaid. And he didn’t die from fright after catching a glimpse of his reflection while checking his teeth for watercress using a fish knife. Newsweek reports that the official cause of death listed on the 99.8-year-old’s death certificate is “old age,” simple as that, putting to bed any rumors that a hermit living in the hills behind Balmoral Castle cursed him with life-everlasting many centuries ago. And lest the entirety of the British Monarchy likewise die from old age, Prince William is stepping up as the hip, new, least racist face of the British Royal Family. He and Duchess Kate have launched a YouTube channel! Cue Prince Harry laughing in Netflix. “L00,000,000,000,000,000.00L!”
Duchess Kate Shared A New Picture Of Princess Charlotte For Her 6th Birthday
Unlike those rotten ingrates the Sussexes, SOME members of the royal family still have to “work” for a living. That means trotting out Britain’s HVC (highest value child) to have her picture taken on the occasion of her 6th birthday. Yes, Princess Charlotte is already 6! And thankfully for them, the future of the British monarchy is just as sweet and charming as can be. No temper tantrums, throwing of silver spoons across the room, or bitch slapping the servants from her! Sadly, the same can’t be said for her creepy great-uncle Andrew.
Prince William And Duchess Kate Celebrated Their 10th Wedding Anniversary With A Little Photoshoot
April hasn’t exactly been the best month for the Royal Family. There was Prince Philip’s funeral. The continued semi-estrangement of Prince Harry from his family. Prince Andrew continuing to be the worst. But there is a little bit of joy to be celebrated this month, and that’s the milestone tenth wedding anniversary of Prince William and Duchess Kate. Wow, has it really been ten years since the world lost its mind over Pippa’s butt? Time flies. To commemorate the occasion, William and Kate offered up a whole Land’s End catalog worth of posing and full-teeth smiling to mark their first decade of marital bliss.