Category: Duchess Kate
Prince William Called Slavery “Abhorrent” But His Remarks Didn’t Go Over Too Well With Protestors In Jamaica
On their final full day in Jamaica before heading to the Bahamas to continue their royal tour, aka the Gran, Can We Please Come Home This is Embarrassing Tour, Prince William and Duchess Kate attended a dinner hosted by the Governor General which was held at, where else, King’s House in Kingston. And as a future king, William had to give a speech in which he awkwardly addressed the elephant in the room by repeating what his father Prince Charles said about slavery the previous year in Barbados after they removed THE QUEEN as head of state. In his remarks, Will called slavery “abhorrent” and said “it should never have happened,” before sheepishly adding “he’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?” referring to the elephant that’s been following them around since their helicopter tried to land on it in Belize.
Jamaica Is Currently Working On Plans To Drop The Queen As The Head Of State
Prince William and Duchess Kate are currently on a royal tour of the Caribbean, in honor of Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee, and as seen above, they recently paid a visit to Jamaica yesterday. The reception was mixed, to say the least. The Jamaican citizens in the picture above seem to be enjoying whatever boring story Willy is telling them. But not everyone was so thrilled at their arrival. Dozens of Jamaican leaders have decided to protest the visit, just like what happened when Will and Kate hit up Belize, due to the Royal Family’s colonial past. William and Kate better enjoy all those happy smiles they’re seeing on this visit because it might be their last time being greeted with anything besides a cold shoulder and directions to the nearest Howard Johnson. Jamaica is currently making plans to do what they need to do to evict William’s granny out of her seat as Jamaica’s head of state.
Prince William And Duchess Kate’s Royal Tour Of The Caribbean Is Being Met With Protests
Even after the British Commonwealth nation of Barbados decided that Rihanna is the only queen they will be fucking with from here on out last November, The Firm’s inability to read the room continues to be appalling. According to People, Prince William and Duchess Kate have been trotted out on a royal tour of the Caribbean with stops in Belize, Jamaica, and the Bahamas as part of THE QUEEN’s Platinum Jubilee to smile and wave and reinforce stereotypes about white people not being able to dance. Only instead of being met by a sea of adoring royal loyals in Belize, William and Kate were greeted by protesters who didn’t want colonizers landing their helicopter on their football field. And according to The Express, there’s another protest planned ahead of their next scheduled stop in Jamaica where, in an open letter addressed to them, “a group of politicians, business leaders and doctors have called for the British monarchy to pay slavery reparations.” Needless to say, Will’s going to have to pull out some big moves if there’s any chance of salvaging this mess. He’s going to have to drop and do the worm.
Prince William Suggested That War In Europe Is An “Alien” Concept
Anyone with even the slightest knowledge of European history no doubt just choked on a mouthful of water after reading Prince William’s attempts to explain the current situation in Ukraine. I mean – come on now. So needless to say, Prince William is getting dragged pretty aggressively today after he expressed his shock that war is happening in Europe.
Duchess Kate Is Reportedly Very Upset About Her Strained Relationship With Prince Harry And Meghan Markle
It’s time to pull out the tissues because we’ve got a bona fide sob story that will squeeze out all the emotions from the crusty desiccated husk you call a heart. Duchess Kate of royal family fame is “really, really upset” about the state of her relationship with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Who knew that unsavory comments from the family would affect family gatherings?!
THE QUEEN Missed Today’s Remembrance Day Ceremony Because She Messed Up Her Back
THE QUEEN made her last public appearance on October 19, and since then, she’s mostly been laid up, dealing with health woes. She was supposed to be at today’s Remembrance Day ceremony in London, but at the last minute, Buckingham Palace announced that she sprained her back and had to bow out. THE QUEEN, who is 95, has already been dealing with the nasty pain in the neck that is Prince Andrew (“He didn’t mean that, my beloved golden child.” – THE QUEEN to Andrew, probably) and now she’s got to deal with a bad back.