Category: Brooklyn Beckham

Brooklyn Beckham And Nicola Peltz Have Tied The Knot

April 11, 2022 / Posted by:

In #thesecontinuedtryingtimes, it’s refreshing to see two young people willing to take a chance on love and the opportunity to deny Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner an invitation to the swankiest wedding in recent Palm Beach history, in one fell swoop. Over the weekend, hundreds gathered at Nelson Peltz and Claudia Heffner’s lavish estate for their 27-year-old actress/model/heiress daughter Nicola Peltz, and 23-year-old aspiring chef/former amateur photographer/probable future DJ Brooklyn Beckham’s, very first weddings.

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Open Post: Hosted By Brooklyn Beckham And Nicola Peltz’s Pre-Wedding Match Game

April 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Hot off the heels of their Valentine’s Day cooking video for Vogue, Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz have proven once again that love is not only blind, it has no taste at all. Seriously, I’m afraid their relationship is suffering from long COVID, because while playing a game called Mr & Mrs for British Vogue, Brooklyn and Nicola made me question if they’d lost their sense of taste and smell. I don’t know how else to explain the utter blandness and banality of their presentation, which emitted nary a whiff of irony or wit. Don’t get me wrong, there were fumes alright, but I don’t think we can put all the blame on the Sharpies they were writing with. I think their brain cells were already in trouble.

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Brooklyn Beckham Proves A Point To People Who Say He Can’t Cook

February 11, 2022 / Posted by:

After The New York Post published an article questioning his cooking abilities, Brooklyn Beckham, the 22-year-old son of David and Victoria Beckham, is learning the hard way that nepotism is a double-edged sword. Even the most inherently talented and hard-working celebrity spawn must one day come to terms with the fact that people will always question their abilities, and if they’re lucky, their success. And as difficult as the road to success may be, earning people’s respect is harder still. But when you know deep down in your heart that you’ve received your calling, nothing, not even strangers on the internet, can keep you from your dreams. Because you are very rich and Vogue owes your mom a favor.

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Sources Say That Brooklyn Beckham, Who Has A Cooking Show, Can’t Actually Cook

February 9, 2022 / Posted by:

Brooklyn Beckham has tried a few career paths from attempted professional soccer player to attempted professional photographer. Most recently, 22-year-old Brooklyn, son of Victoria and David Beckham, has decided to become a professional chef. He even has his own cooking series, Cookin’ with Brooklyn. But The New York Post spoke to several sources who gave a behind-the-scenes peek into Brooklyn’s cooking show, and it sounds like it should really be called Assembling Simple Premade Food with Brooklyn After He’s Been Given Extensive Step-By-Step Instruction. Because according to those sources, Brooklyn can’t cook.

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The Couples Of The Met Gala, Including Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello As A Wish.Com “Sonny And Cher”

September 14, 2021 / Posted by:

The first Monday in May was moved to the second Monday in September, as the Met Gala, which benefits the Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute, happened last night. The 2020 Met Gala was canceled because of our good friend Coronavirus, but this year’s Gathering Of Who’s Who And WHO?! was held last night and Anna Wintour is still planning another one for May 2022. But even though influencers and nobodies flooded the guestlist, some A-listers still showed up for the gala whose theme was “In America: A Lexicon of Fashion.” And like always, most didn’t really dress in the theme or pulled the reach of reaches while trying to dress in the theme. Like Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes who brought Halloween to us a month early and showed up dressed like a low-budget Cher and a leather twink version of Sonny Bono.

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Brooklyn Beckham And Nicole Peltz Wear Gold Necklaces Containing Each Other’s Wisdom Teeth

March 26, 2021 / Posted by:

When I first this headline, my eyes skipped over the “necklace” part, and I mistakenly thought Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz inserted their old wisdom teeth into each other’s now-empty gum holes. But, no, the real headline is a lot more ~glamorous~. Nicola got her and her fiancé Brooklyn’s wisdom teeth dipped in gold and attached to necklaces. Well, it’s definitely better than the lover’s blood necklace trend. Or the Affleck/de Armas half-heart jewelry, which screams, “We went shopping at Claire’s!”

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