Category: #thesecontinuedtryingtimes
With An Assist From Greta Thunberg, “Alpha Male” Andrew Tate’s “Clap Back” Pizza May Have Delivered Him To Romanian Authorities For Questioning About A Human Trafficking Ring
It’s easy to get discouraged by the state of the world in #thesecontinuedtryingtimes, but much like that wise woman of song and science, Dr. Whitney Houston, I too believe the children are our future. After all, Whitney’s paradigm of progenic potential has already come to pass. Case in point: Former child, environmental activist, and 2019’s Time Magazine Person of the Year, Greta Thunberg, now 19, may be single-handedly responsible for facilitating one of the greatest self-own’s in modern history. And in doing so, has successfully neutralized one of the world’s most noxious sources of pollution, “alpha male influencer” Andrew Tate. And as a bonus, she’s taken 33 gas-guzzling automobiles off our roads and into the custody of the Romanian police force.
Rudy Giuliani Says He Was “Assaulted” By An Employee At A Staten Island ShopRite
Breaking News: Terror On Staten Island — America’s Mayor Rudy Giuliani was savagely attacked at a Staten Island ShopRite over the weekend when a store employee nearly decapitated the 78-year-old civil servant with a mighty blow to his back with what appears to have been an open palm. However, given the severity of Rudy’s imagined possible injuries, the man was probably concealing some sort of nuclear thruster device which transformed what appears on video to have been a collegial “how ya been, buddy” type slap on the back into a terrifying, blood-curdling near-death experience, prompting Rudy to have the man arrested and charged with felony assault of someone 65 or older. Rudy was mercifully uninjured, physically at least, but the scars of being called … * TRIGGER WARNING**
Brooklyn Beckham And Nicola Peltz Have Tied The Knot
In #thesecontinuedtryingtimes, it’s refreshing to see two young people willing to take a chance on love and the opportunity to deny Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner an invitation to the swankiest wedding in recent Palm Beach history, in one fell swoop. Over the weekend, hundreds gathered at Nelson Peltz and Claudia Heffner’s lavish estate for their 27-year-old actress/model/heiress daughter Nicola Peltz, and 23-year-old aspiring chef/former amateur photographer/probable future DJ Brooklyn Beckham’s, very first weddings.
Tanya Roberts’ Partner Says She Died Last Night And Explains The Previous Mix-Up
TMZ reports that Tanya Roberts has died. But unlike the last time her death was reported, sadly this latest report appears to be definitive. As we know, yesterday, Tanya’s partner/possible husband/definite “him?” Lance O’Brien, created a Schrodinger’s Angel scenario fit for #thesecontinuedtryingtimes (2020 was chaotic but I have a feeling it’s still with us, holding 2021’s beer) by reporting that Tanya had died before receiving a phone call from the hospital in the middle of a live interview with Inside Edition (in front of a makeshift green-screen no less) telling him she was still alive.