Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. They’ve been together since last spring after Megan dumped husband 47-year-old fuck
boyman Brian Austin Green. A few weeks ago Megan was spotted wearing a big ol’ ring, sparking engagement rumors. But naw, she insisted it was just a “Fuck You” ring (in the vein of Lilo’s 2010 nails). But now another piece of jewelry is making headlines: MGK’s necklace, which contains Megan’s blood. Aaaand cue the Billy Bob Thornton/Angelina Jolie comparisons…
30-year-old MGK showed off his super edgy necklace in a Valentine’s Day Instagram post dedicated to 34-year-old Megan, captioned: “I wear your blood around my neck.” That caption also featured an emoji of a knife and, errrr, another emoji my phone won’t let me see because I guess I’m not high-tech enough. Hmmm… could it be a tiny Brian Austin Green weeping tears of blood?
Here’s the post, which also includes a bunch of loving couple photos and a video of MGK playfully hitting Megan with an inflatable flamingo:
Ms. Fox also posted about their love, and included some very ~*emo*~ poetry in her caption:
But back to the blood necklace. Just a few months into their relationship, they were referring to each other as “twin flames” and “two halves of the same soul.” And Megan recently gave an interview to Nylon, in which she spouted some seriously intense word salad (via BuzzFeed):
“The intensity of merging with him is just overwhelming,” she said, “and the threat it poses is so powerful but so beautiful that you have no choice to surrender with reverence and with gratitude.”
“There’s never an attempt to control him on my end,” she went on. “It’s more that he looks to me to avoid his own self-destructive tendencies. And that’s where I’m useful, because on his own and left to his own devices, I don’t know how much interest he has in caring for himself.”
Um. Sure. Sounds like a super healthy, grounded dynamic that won’t end in disaster. Well, if Megan ever dumps him, maybe MGK could use the necklace blood to clone her. He’s a musician, right? Maybe he knows someone who knows Barbra Streisand? Worth looking into.