Category: Boobies
A Social Media Personality With 22-Pound Boobs Thinks She Was Kicked Off A Plane For Being “Too Explicit”
A social media personality who goes by Mary Magdalene is alleging some discriminatory practices by an airline after she was removed from a flight. She says it was because of her big-bodacious breasteses. Yup, she thinks that her absolutely massive 22-pound boobs were considered “too explicit,” by American Airlines. I think this was a bit short-sighted, I mean, what if the plane went down and they needed some extra floatation devices? Mary’s got two huge ones!
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Sydney Sweeney’s Grandparents Told Her She Has The Best Tits In Hollywood
Sydney Sweeney, the 24-year-old star of shows like Euphoria and The White Lotus, has some pretty spectacular boobs. Her pillowy, seemingly natural jugs defy gravity, logic, her waist size, everything. And I know some of you are going, “Well, she’s 24, what do you expect?”, but no. NO. Those puppies are special. And I’m not the only one who thinks so. During a recent appearance on Ellen, Sydney told a story about inviting her grandparents to the big screen premiere of Euphoria Season 2, where they were forced to watch one of their granddaughter’s nude scenes. Ellen DeGeneres asked, “How are they with it?” , to which Sydney replied, “They said I have the best tits in Hollywood.”
Tori Spelling Says She’s Finally Getting Her Implants Taken Out
If there was a categORI on Family Feud called, “Name something you know about Tori Spelling,” you might say that she was on 90210 or that she is allergic to privacy or that she knows her way around a plastic surgeon’s office. Because Tori has made it no secret that her face and body have been touched by a surgeon’s scalpel. Tori’s fake boobs are as much a part of Tori as questionable decisions or overdraft fees. But Tori’s titties aren’t long for this world. She recently revealed that she’s getting her implants out, and it sounds like the time to get them removed was a long-ass time ago.
Ice-T Says He’s A Big Fan Of Sucking Coco’s Melons, Just Like Their 5-Year-Old Daughter
Last week, Coco stirred up an itty bitty titty controversy when she admitted that she still breastfeeds her and Ice-T’s 5½-year-old daughter, Chanel. 42-year-old Coco explained that while Chanel dines on steak and burgers, she still enjoys a “little snack every now and then.” And who is she to deprive her? Obviously, the Internet had a lot to say about this fun fact, but Ice-T wasn’t about to stand by and let a bunch of nobodies attack his two precious gals (I am, of course, referring to Coco’s breasts). He went on Twitter and accused Coco’s critics of being jealous. Then he announced that, at the advanced age of 63, he, too, enjoys suckin’ on boobies. Ice says that, when it’s all said and done, he may go down in history as a titty lover, and that’s fine by him. Damn. We all need an Ice-T in our lives!*
*someone who defends our honor, not someone who sucks our boobs†
†although boob-sucking IS a plus
Coco Once Again Defended Breastfeeding Her 5-Year-Old Daughter
A couple of years ago Coco announced to the world that she was still breastfeeding her and Ice-T’s daughter, Chanel, who was almost 4 at the time. Cut to 2021, and Coco has given us a much-needed parenting update: she’s still sharing her magnificent milkers with her kid, who will turn 6 in November. Judge all you want, but feeding from titty balls as gargantuan as Coco’s is how superheroes are born. Someday Chanel might just save us all!
Gillian Anderson Is Done With Bras
Gillian Anderson, who was just nominated for an Emmy for her performance as Margaret Thatcher in the most recent season of The Crown, did a half-hour-long Instagram Live to answer questions from her most fervent fans. Gillian shot the shit about her beloved doggies (Nelson and Stella), British snacks, being devastated by the results of the World Cup, and her go-to pandemic outfit: a black tracksuit with no bra. 52-year-old Gillian says she’s DONE with bras, and she doesn’t care if her boobies swing down to her belly button; wearing a brassiere is just “too fucking uncomfortable.” It’s official! Scully freed the titty! Continue reading