Category: Modern Family

Scout Willis Offered An Odd Explanation For Why Bruce Willis Is Not In Quarantine With His Wife

April 22, 2020 / Posted by:

Earlier this month when we learned that Bruce Willis was quarantining in Idaho with his ex-wife Demi Moore and their adult children Rumer (31), Scout (28) and Tallulah Willis (26, pictured above), keen observers noted (it was me, noted keen observer!) that it was odd that Bruce’s current wife, Emma Heming Willis and their two young daughters Mabel (8), and Evelyn (5), were nowhere to be seen. We know it wasn’t because they don’t make the family matching pajamas in toddler size because even the dogs were issued a pair. Turns out that Emma and their girls have been hunkered down in Los Angeles and Bruce has been playing house with Demi and their girls since March (timeline based on Tallulah reporting the Idaho quarantine pod had been together for 27 days sometime on or before April 7, via CNN). Now, according to People, Scout has offered up a completely believable and not at all weird explanation for why Bruce isn’t with his current family. You see, what had happened was, little Evelyn stabbed herself in the foot with a used syringe she found in the park. And you all thought some form of fuckery was afoot! Shame on you.

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Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, And The Kids Have Been Quarantining Together In Matching Pajamas

April 7, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s pretty apparent that the 90s power thrupple Brad Pitt, Jenifer Aniston and Brad’s beanie Eleanor are never getting back together, but Bruce Willis and Demi Moore might just have a shot at making some intrepid Mortal Thoughts stan the happiest person alive. According to CNN, Bruce and Demi have been quarantining together, as a family, complete with matching pajamas, with their daughters Scout, Tallulah, Rumor and a myriad of boyfriends and pets, also wearing matching PJs. Yes, I know Bruce has been remarried since 2009 and has two other (seemingly invisible) kids, just let me have this, as the world’s last remaining Mortal Thoughts stan.

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Cardi B Defended Her Publicist While Offset’s Dad Defended His Son

December 18, 2018 / Posted by:

The Cardi B/Offset publicity train is still chugging along at full steam and just made a whistle stop at Offset’s parent’s house. Offset’s dad, Michael Woodward aka Tony Pla, had to hold on to his hat as he ran down the tracks and hopped on the back so he could add his 2 cents. According to Bossip, Michael did what a lot of dad’s do, he got on Facebook and wrote a lengthy post, calling Cardi a “hot headed female that thrives off of social media attention”, and accused her of posting that picture of baby Kulture out of “spite”. He said that the whole situation has gotten out of hand, that “psychological issues, depression and drugs make the situation worse”, and he wants people to leave his son alone. Who needs a Leave Offset Alone kid when your dad has a Facebook account!

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We Now Know Who Was Killed Off Of ” Modern Family”

October 25, 2018 / Posted by:

It wasn’t the Modern Family wardrobe stylist responsible for that heinous crime against googly eyes. In September we were told that a “significant character” was going to die in an episode. That death happened last night, and don’t worry – you don’t have to scatter the floor beneath you with pillows in anticipation of falling off your chair from shock. “Significant” might have been a misleading word choice, because no one who appears in the opening credits died.

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Someone On “Modern Family” Is Going To Be Killed Off

September 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Oh they’re all smiling now. But just wait until one of them gets a script that’s only two pages long and a note for makeup that reads: “Corpse-y, but not like, ghoulish.

Modern Family is rumored to be ending after its tenth or possibly eleventh season. Show creators Steve Levitan and Christopher Lloyd said at the beginning of this year that they’d like the show to leave on a huge ratings-grabbing high note, like a birth, a death, or a wedding. I was hoping the show would end with Haley Dunphy reuniting with her older, denim-slinging dirtbag boyfriend Kenny and getting married in matching jean outfits. But it looks like they’re going with a death, and it’s going to happen sooner than at the end of the series.

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Julie Bowen From “Modern Family” And Her Husband Are Separating

February 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Julie Bowen who plays Phil’s wife Claire on Modern Family is about to make her own family a bit more modern by separating from her husband of 13 years. According to Us Weekly Scott Phillips, Julie’s “estranged” husband, is a real estate investor. It’s like what Phil, who is a real estate agent on the show, might do for a job if the characters on the show were as filthy rich as the actors who play them.

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