Farewell, Boo
If you’ve got a dog friend in your life, tell them to stop what they’re doing (taking their 18th nap of the day, probably) and pour out some of their kibble for Boo the Pom Pom. Boo was an internet star who had more Facebook followers than all of us combined times a million (unless your name is Vin Diesel, and if that’s the case, that last line isn’t for you and I’m also going to need you to serenade Boo with one of your touching nightingale bro ballads) and was once declared the World’s Cutest Dog. Sadly, the fluffy ball of animatronic teddy bear adorableness died yesterday morning at the age of 12.
Macaulay Culkin Still Doesn’t Think Anything Was Weird About Being Friends With Michael Jackson
The ick factor of Michael Jackson having children staying over at his house back in the day has been covered by documentaries, and celebrities who knew Michael handle that subject matter about as well as anyone who has starred in a Woody Allen movie does when asked to go over Woody’s skeletons in his closet. Macaulay Culkin was one of those kids, and he and Michael struck up a close friendship alongside their 22-year age gap. People always thought there was something not right about their relationship, but Macaulay recently doubled down down on what he called a normal friendship.
Alicia Keys Will HostThe 2019 Grammy Awards
I have not been keeping up with Alicia Keys. Last time I clocked her, she was on Empire, sitting at a white piano wailing about a post-racial society. On Empire! Then I stopped watching Empire so I have no idea what she’s up to these days. Turns out that besides cosplaying as the lovechild of Carmen Sandiego and Hamburglar, and ceremonially burning fake-eyelashes in her hearth, the 15-time Grammy award winner is going to host the 2019 Grammy Awards next month. And according to USA Today, she’ll be the first woman to do so in 14 years since Queen Latifah hosted in 2005. In case you’re scratching your head like me trying to remember who the fuck else has hosted the Grammys, I can tell you that they went hostless from 2006 – 2011. Then LL Cool J hosted from 2012 to 2016, and James Corden did it in 2017 and 2018.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sadly, there’s no pictures available for today’s HSOTD, but just picture a freshly bloomed Texas Bluebonnet blossom or a drunken lady Walmart smiley.
Tristan Thompson Is Really Into Khloé Kardashian…..
When you look up Glutton For Punishment on Google, you’ll see a picture of Khloé Kardashian and not only because she’s probably had several ribs removed and immediately lipos out anything she eats to keep her body flat tummy perfect for those shit tea endorsements. But also because she’s not giving up on the cheating father of her child, Tristan Thompson. Sure her man has cheated on her. Sure it’s been reported that he feels trapped in a relationship with her. Sure it’s been reported that they fight all the time. But it doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter even a little bit to this Kardashian, she is staying with him! Even if he does continue to put his hands on women who are not her. Her storyline demands it! And Beelzebub (Kris Jenner) will not be denied her offerings!
Kanye West Is Pissed At Drake (Again) Over Kim Kardashian
The Kanye West vs. Drake beef that never seems to end (ever) reminds me of the fancy sport cricket, or even better, the long play version of cricket called a test match. It’s an extended game that usually lasts five days or even longer if you’re an extremely unlucky spectator. It’s the athletic equivalent of watching paint dry, and not for anyone less than the die hard cricket fan. This rivalry is becoming the cricket test match of celebrity feuds, ie. it is so boring I forgot we were still supposed to be paying attention. But apparently we are, because Kanye is pissed at some old Drake news that’s had him throwing a tanty all over Twitter this morning. Someone call this feud off already so we can all go out for pitchers and slices!