Category: Michael Jackson

Drake Got Shit For A Michael Jackson Lyric In His New Song

March 2, 2020 / Posted by:

HotNewHipHop says that Drake is getting heat for a new song of his which features a Michael Jackson reference. You’d think people would avoid such a thing considering the way a reference of Michael has shifted from positive to quite negative over the years. Well he’s taking those child abuse allegations and turning them into Top 40 rap music, honey! Which is a good look for him considering how often Drake himself texts with teenage girls.

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Macaulay Culkin Still Insists Nothing Happened Between Him And Michael Jackson, And Adds That James Franco Is A Nosy Pest

February 11, 2020 / Posted by:

Don’t feel sorry for Macaulay Culkin, some child stars turn out just fine (eventually), even the ones with supremely shitty parents. While Mack, as he’s known, went through a period of heroin adjacent tabloid drama, he now spends his days positively chilling, according to a recent Esquire profile. He barely works (BY CHOICE!), and spends his time goofing on the internet, smoking cigarettes, chilling with his cats and “keeping his lady fed” which is not a euphemism for butt stuff. The lady in question is his girlfriend, fellow former child actor Brenda Song (The Suite Life of Zach & Cody), and Mack says they are trying for a baby. A real one this time! In the interview, Mack (I hate it so much, but he insists) also talked a little bit about his relationship with Michael Jackson, reiterating that nothing sexual ever happened between them. More delightfully, Mack talked about the time he dunked on James Franco for getting nosy with him on an airplane.

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The LAPD Is Mad At TMZ For Breaking The News Of Kobe Bryant’s Death Before His Family Was Notified

January 27, 2020 / Posted by:

41-year-old Kobe Bryant, his 13-year-old daughter Gianna were among the nine people who died yesterday when his private helicopter crashed in Calabasas CA. Of course this news was fast-spreading and people were getting so much shit wrong in the confusion, some even reporting more members of Kobe’s family died. One source of info which seemed to be on the mark facts-wise, was TMZ, who broke the story. They broke it so fast, in fact, that the police weren’t able to even notify Kobe’s family before TMZ could notify Twitter. And they’re pissed about it.

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Kim Kardashian Did Not Actually Buy North West The Shirt JFK Was Assassinated In For Christmas

December 31, 2019 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian West wants you to know she would NEVER buy her daughter something as crass, macabre, disrespectful and wildly inappropriate as the bloody shirt JKF was shot in as a Christmas gift, as was falsely reported by Refinery29. Banish the thought! Yuck, that shit’s old and gross. No, even Kim has limits. Instead she and Kanye West bought 6-year-old North West a hat and jacket once belonging to accused pedophile Michael Jackson, which is marginally less crass, macabre, disrespectful and wildly inappropriate. Kim and Kanye aren’t complete degenerates, you guys!

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Johnny Depp Is Producing A Michael Jackson Musical

November 29, 2019 / Posted by:

And no, Johnny Depp isn’t a part of the Michael Jackson musical that is going to Broadway. Although, he’d make a great Bubbles (no offense to Bubbles).

Instead, Johnny Depp’s company Infinitum Nihil is financing an unauthorized musical about Micheal Jackson‘s life as told through the perspective of his glove. Yes. His glove. The show is called “For the Love of a Glove: An Unauthorized Musical Fable About the Life of Michael Jackson, as told by his Glove”  and was created by Julien Nitzberg. This makes sense, because who hasn’t wondered how Michael Jackson’s glove has been doing after its owner caught on fire during a Pepsi video shoot and faced severalchild abuse allegations? We’ve all been saying: WHY WON’T ANYONE THINK OF THE GLOVE. And now someone has and it’s becoming a musical thanks to Johnny Depp.

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