Tristan Thompson Can’t Stop Feeling Up Women Not Named Khloé Kardashian
Khloé Kardashian has been lucky these last few weeks. By that I mean, we haven’t really had any news about her man Tristan Thompson, cheating on her or feeling trapped in their relationship since, like, July. That’s two whole months! Congrats! But that long streak is over.
Us Weekly is reporting that Tristan Thompson is probably cheating on Khloé again.
It’s been five months since Tristan was accused of cheating on nine-month pregnant Khloé and she forgave him because… it said so in the script she was given, I gues. Just a month ago, a source told Us Weekly that the couple was “doing better than anyone could have expected” after he fucked around on her highly-pregnant ass. The source said: “Tristan has promised Khloé he will never betray her again… She believes him.”
How does that age-old saying go? “Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, let me record it for my reality show?” Something like that. Well Khloé better get those cameras ready, because he might be at it again. Tristan was spotted with a mystery woman at the Warwick nightclub in L.A. on September 20. Someone at the club said this:
“Tristan and a girl were chatting and flirting throughout the night… They were very touchy-feely. He had his hand on her butt.”
Hands on ass means one thing: hands on ass. You know what I mean? He’s banging her. But Khloé don’t see it that way. Khloé is a stand-up woman, even if she’s not with a stand-up man. She’ll let herself get cheated on from here to eternity. A Kardashian source said:
“Khloé believes every word Tristan tells her… They’ll stay together. Everyone is flabbergasted, but her family has learned to keep their opinions quiet… People underestimate the threshold of what she’ll put up with for love.”
Like a Kardashian source would know the word “flabbergasted”.
And is it what Khloé will put up with for love? Or what she’ll put up with for ratings? Tell me this isn’t going to be her full story arc for all of the next season of Keeping Up A Low IQ With The Kardashians? Poor Khloé: another soon-to-be failed relationship. At least out of this one she got a baby, some ratings and fat lips.