Category: Erykah Badu

Erykah Badu Apologized For Being A “Terrible Guest” At Barack Obama’s 60th Birthday Party

August 16, 2021 / Posted by:

Barack Obama, had his 60th birthday party last Saturday at his 29-acre home in Martha’s Vineyard. The event was scaled back to a modest 200 insanely rich and famous people because of Covid and the optics of a liberal former-President hosting a huge, maskless party amid a pandemic. People in attendance included the likes of Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Gabrielle Union, Tom Hanks (who hopefully hadn’t been around Chet in a few days), and Stephen Colbert. Also on the guestlist was one Erykah Badu who always brings her own essence to any situation–partly because she may travel with incense made of her own panties. And Erykah found herself doing what a lot of us have done after a wild night out. She apologized for acting a mess. Eryka took to Twitter to apologize to the Obamas for being a “terrible guest.” Luckily what she was referencing was posting video from the party and not ensorcelling the entire guest list with her magical vagine.

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Barack Obama Celebrated His 60th Birthday At His Martha’s Vineyard Estate With A Bunch Of Celebrities

August 9, 2021 / Posted by:

Barack Obama turned 60 on August 4th, and he threw a big celebrity-filled birthday party at his Martha’s Vineyard estate on Saturday night. It’s unclear how many guests there were; People says it was an “intimate” soirée with just 200 “family members and close friends,” but TMZ claims there “appeared to be several hundred party revelers.” And that was the downsized version! Last week Obama’s spokesperson announced that the party was being scaled back and some guests were uninvited last minute due to the recent rise of the Delta variant. And while the event was technically outdoors (in a massive tent) and masks were provided, it looks like most of the guests partied with mouths exposed. All the better to schmooze with, Mr. President! Continue reading

Erykah Badu Kind Of Tested Positive For COVID-19, And Yes, She Got One Of Those Rapid Tests

November 14, 2020 / Posted by:

 

If you’re looking for life-changing, soul rearranging coochie look no further than Erykah Badu because her shit is so legendary she queefed out a fragrance in the form of an incense and whispered “gracias” to the masses. Unfortunately for her, COVID-19 was all ears and decided he wanted to set up camp inside of Badu’s bootylicious body as he has done with countless people all over the world. However, invading her body comes with a few complications. And one of those includes a COVID test that may or may not have been positive.

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Erykah Badu Talks About Her Magical Vag And Her New Incense Scent For Gay Men

July 10, 2020 / Posted by:

During this worldwide pandemic where things go on pause faster than a homophobic rapper, Erykah Badu should consider changing her stage name to Lucky Charms, because apparently her snatch is magically delicious. Earlier this year, Erykah created an incense infused with the mystical powers of her punnany and it immediately sold out on her website. Take that, GOOP! Now, she’s giving the Pride Parade-deprived gays of the world an opportunity to have a little sexy scented fun at home with an incense we can call our own. At the same time, Erykah still praised herself by reminding everyone her coochie causes conniptions.

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Erykah Badu Is Hosting A Concert Series From Her Home

April 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Light up that panty-scented incense and get yourself in the mood, because Page Six says that Erykah Badu has started a concert series. Her first show, Quarantine Concert Series: Apocalypse One was two weeks ago and streamed on her website. She charged $1 per ticket and the show went down in her bedroom with a band. If your wet dream is to see Erykah Badu as a cam girl, that is the closest you’ll ever get, I’m guessing. The second show was last night and she charged $2 a ticket. I’m guessing the third show will be $3 a ticket? If this quarantine lasts a long time, Erykah will be rich(er)!

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Soon, Your Home Can Smell Like Erykah Badu’s Coochie

February 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Erykah Badu is so hippie dippie that if you light her panties on fire, a calming smoke is released into the air and it will protect you from viruses. No, but she is repurposing her used underwear into incense you will be able to buy and burn in your own house. Erykah is doing the hippie version of selling worn panties on eBay. Oh, what’s that? You burn sage to ward off evil spirits? Well, when you burn Erykah Badu’s panties incenseit keeps the spirits away and makes men change. Her words.

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