Soon, Your Home Can Smell Like Erykah Badu’s Coochie

February 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Erykah Badu is so hippie dippie that if you light her panties on fire, a calming smoke is released into the air and it will protect you from viruses. No, but she is repurposing her used underwear into incense you will be able to buy and burn in your own house. Erykah is doing the hippie version of selling worn panties on eBay. Oh, what’s that? You burn sage to ward off evil spirits? Well, when you burn Erykah Badu’s panties incenseit keeps the spirits away and makes men change. Her words.

People says that Erykah is launching The Badu World Market, an online store that is coming soon. She spoke with UK magazine Ten about her new store which will sell “bespoke clothing and accessories, as well as apothecary goods and traditional music merch.” Apothecary goods such as a line of incense called “Badu’s Pussy.” She said:

“There’s an urban legend that my pussy changes men. The men that I fall in love with, and fall in love with me, change jobs and lives.”

Erykah also explained how she puts her powerful vaginal essence into the incense:

“I took lots of pairs of my panties, cut them up into little pieces and burned them. Even the ash is part of it.”

You may ask why is she doing this? Simple:

“The people deserve it!”

Erykah can–and will–sell you her panties to burn and scent your house. Your move, Gwyneth Paltrow. Pussy candles? Ha! Incense is way more mystical. Cut to Gwyneth Paltrow throwing an intern overboard on her Goop cruise in a rage. And even with panties-infused incense, the grossest thing Erykah Badu ever did was defend R. Kelly.

Pic: Wenn.com

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