Category: Stephen Baldwin

Pastor Carl Lentz’ Alleged Mistress Spilled Her Guts To The Sun

November 10, 2020 / Posted by:

The mistress speaks! It’s the moment we all hope for when a cheating scandal breaks, and for Justin Bieber’s former slick and sleazy Hillsong pastor Carl Lentz, that moment has arrived. A 34-year-old designer from New York City, who only revealed her first name, Ranin, has given an interview with The Sun. Is it as juicy as the interview Ruth Perez Anselmi gave about her alleged affair with Hailey Baldwin’s dad Stephen Baldwin? Sadly, no. We may never reach those heights again. But Ranin did say that the defrocked pastor (or more accurately here, skinny jeans stripped pastor) told her he was “an unmarried sports agent” and even though he broke off their months-long romance after he was caught, they’re still in love.

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Stephen Baldwin Denies 2-Year Affair With A Massage Therapist Who Keeps All Her Receipts

November 16, 2018 / Posted by:

I fell in love through the pages of the Daily Mail. And the woman I’m in love with, is Stephen Baldwin’s (alleged) mistress. Her name is Ruth Perez Anselmi, and she has stolen my heart. Ruth gave an exclusive interview to DM claiming to have had a 2-year long affair with Stephen, and boy did they get their money’s worth. Stephen has denied the affair. When he was confronted leaving her Los Angeles apartment building, he “recoiled in horror and tried to escape”. When asked about it, he told the reporter “you’re out of your mind, brother” and hopped on one of those Lime scooters and scooted away. But Stephen’s the one who’s out of his mind, letting a real one like Ruth slip away.

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Justin Bieber and Hot Pastor Carl Lentz May Have Broken Up Their God-Given Friendship

July 17, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s trouble in the Lord’s Paradise for devout Jesus-lover Justin Bieber and his now-former religious-maestro, pastor Carl Lentz.

TMZ has video of a pap talking to Hillsong Church pastor Carl. Carl was out saving heathens from purgatory in Sydney, Australia when a photographer asked about the most important news to hit us in recent memory. Yes, I’m talking about those two super rich people getting engaged with that extremely expensive ring. The pap asked Carl if it was true he would be officiating the wedding between Bieber and fiancée Hailey Baldwin, and he did not come off as on-board.  Continue reading

In Case You Care, This Is What Hailey Baldwin’s Engagement Ring From Justin Bieber Looks Like 

July 9, 2018 / Posted by:

24-year-old Canadian hobo-baby Justin Bieber, and 21-year-old American (insert what she actually does here) Hailey Baldwin, got tired of all the media coverage Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have been getting and decided to cut themselves a piece of the engagement-press pie. After getting engaged over the weekend while on vacation, the couple has wasted no time in leaking bits of information about the engagement out to the media. People acquired such info, by finding some fans who were stalking the couple on their Bahamas vacation and managed to snap a pic of Hailey wearing a big-ass diamond on her Put-a-Ring-On-It finger. Continue reading

Bitch Got Busted: The Stephen Baldwin Edition

May 2, 2014 / Posted by:

The Rob Kardashian of the Baldwin family (or is Rob the Stephen Baldwin of the Kardashians? Something to ponder) and star of one of the most culturally significant films of all time, Bio-Dome, was arrestedin Manhattan on Friday for literally the most Stephen Baldwin-iest of reasons: driving with a suspended license and having an expired temporary registration sticker. Not surprising, considering we are talking about a man who’s questionable choices lead him to getting a Hannah Montana tattoo.

According to TMZ, everyone’s favorite idiot Baldwin (no, that’s correct: I said idiot, not raging asshole) was stopped this morning around 7am by a cop who noticed the expired Texas registration on his vehicle. Fun Fact! Stephen Baldwin lives in New York, not Texas, so right away it’s obvious we’re dealing with a brilliant man. Which brings us to mistake no. 2.

When the cop asked to see Stephen’s license and registration, he handed over the same suspended license that got him arrested back in 2012. He literally would have been better off handing the cop a picture of him dressed as Barney Rubble; at least then the cop might have felt bad enough for him to let him off with a warning.

I don’t understand how this could happen. As a born-again Christian, isn’t he required to have one of those “Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly” visor clips? Clearly his guardian angel needs to sit him down and explain how things work. “Listen Stephen, I know my job is to keep you safe, but that only works if you’re not breaking a bunch of laws, dummy.”

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