Night Crumbs
Katie Holmes is apparently working the shIT shoe of the moment, and well, if you want your own pair of ugly freakum bathroom heels, make ’em yourself using an old pair of yellow heels, a pineapple, and a slice of Kraft cheese – Lainey Gossip
Errr, either a mega cokehead sneezed on Jojo’s head or she needs to get herself some Head and Shoulders STAT! – Egotastic!
If Charlie Hunnam’s wish of playing James Bond ever came true, he really wouldn’t call his girlfriend, because he’d be too busy being the method thespian that he is by fucking hot spy women, drinking martinis, and crashing cars for research purposes – Celebitchy
Well, it’s not like Trump has anything better to do than to pat Scott Baio on the taint for sucking his ass and it’s not like Scott Baio has anything better to do than to get on the nerves of the Michael’s employee who has to clean this shit up – Towleroad
Cardi B is sorry for not taking to Google before she was done up like a “Hindu goddess” for a photo shoot to promote her shoe – BuzzFeed
Emma Roberts and her bare baby-baking dome did Cosmpolitan, and yes, I’m slowly backing away at the sight of her with a heavy ass object in her hand – Popoholic
The Friends reunion, which we’ve been hearing about since the beginning of time, will finally shoot in March, or say Matthew Perry tells us – Just Jared
The producer of the Selena movie is suing Selena’s family over the Selena series on Netflix – Pajiba
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