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Elon Musk may have accidentally revealed his Twitter alt, and that’s not surprising since every good internet troll has at least one alt account. But well, Elon’s alt persona is apparently his 2-year-old son, Baby Excel Equation (aka X AE A-XII Musk), and he’s been tweeting weird and creepy shit as the toddler. You know, Elon didn’t need to create that alt to let us know that he’s a giant baby because we all already knew that a long, long time ago (no offense to actual babies) – Jezebel
In Prince Harry’s phone hacking case against Rupert Murdoch’s News Group Newspapers (publisher of The Sun and the now-dead News of the World), he stated in court papers that he wanted to file a lawsuit years ago, but he couldn’t because Buckingham Palace made a deal with NGN. The Royals agreed to put off any lawsuit against NGN, and NGN agreed to settle claims out of court to keep the Royal Family’s messy laundry from being aired. Harry also claimed that not too long ago, Prince William was paid a “very large sum” by NGN to settle his own phone-hacking claims. I guess this means that the Coronation is going to be even more awkward now, and The King’s Guard will probably be ready to tackle P. Willy if he tries to take Harry to BeatdownTown again during the ceremony – BBC
BREAKING: Rihanna hit up Target in NYC. No word on if she was only there to buy toilet paper but instead walked out with a cart full of crap she doesn’t need like the rest of us! – Lainey Gossip
Bruce Willis is officially a pepaw, and Demi Moore is a memaw since Rumer Willis gave birth to her first child and their first grandchild, a baby girl named Louetta Isley Thomas Willis. And I’m all for that name for the sole fact that it sounds like the name of a nosy neighbor on Mama’s Family – SOW
Of course, 50 Cent has thoughts on Pras of The Fugees admitting that he worked with the FBI – Complex
Great, I’m guessing that it’s only a matter of time before we get a breastmilk skincare line from Halsey. Because according to Halsey, chichi leche is “the best skincare ingredient” – Celebitchy
And if Halsey’s (now ex) boyfriend, Alev Aydin, was a subscriber to using titty milk on his face, then he may have to find titty milk elsewhere. Because the two have split and Halsey filed for full physical custody of their son – Just Jared
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