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“Gee, your hair smells terrific!” – that dude
“Gee, that’s not my hair you’re smelling… hehehehe...” – that chick with luscious Cocker Spaniel hair, who obviously just farted and is really happy about it
Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific was a line of shampoo and conditioners from the 70s and 80s that supposedly smelled so terrific that as soon as the people around you got a nostril full of the terrific scent wafting off of your hair, they’d say, “Gee, your hair smells terrific!” It was put out by Jergens and was apparently highly popular until for some reason, it went away and everyone’s hair no longer smelled terrific.
I feel like I missed out on something important, because I never got to say, “Gee, your hair smells terrific,” since I don’t know what it smells like. So I went on a massive hunt, that took me all of 5 seconds thanks to Google, to find out what exactly did GYHST smell like. I expected to read that it smelled like cheeseburgers, or churros, or Suave strawberry-scented shampoo, or money, or Angelyne’s farts, because those are all things that smell terrific! I came across one site that described the scent like this:
I can still vividly remember the commercial for Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific, and the fragrant floral and spicy smell would last all day and night after washing and drying my hair
“Floral and spicy“? Definitely like Angelyne’s farts. It’s kind of surprising that Jergens hasn’t rebooted GYHST for the millennials and changed the name to “YAAASSSS, Kween, Your Hair Cape Smells Cray! I’m Dead!”
Here’s a commercial from the olden days for GYHST:
In many hair commercials of yore, everyone’s hair looks so straight, shiny and full and it makes me want to say, “Gee, your hair looks like a polyester wig and I want that!”
Birthday Sluts
Angie Dickinson (85)
Ezra Miller (24)
T-Pain (31)
Keisha Buchanan (32)
Lacey Chabert (34)
Kieran Culkin (34)
Dominique Moceanu (35)
Martina Hingis (36)
Marion Cotillard (41)
Ashley Hamilton (42)
Jenna Elfman (45)
Tony Hale (46)
Amy Landecker (47)
Trey Anastasio (52)
Monica Bellucci (52)
Eric Stoltz (55)
Crystal Bernard (55)
Marty Stuart (58)
Fran Drescher (59)
Patrice Rushen (62)
Barry Williams (62)
Victoria Tennant (66)
Rula Lenska (69)
Marilyn McCoo (73)
Len Cariou (77)
Johnny Mathis (81)
Cissy Houston (83)
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Night Crumbs
RiRi presented her second collection for Puma in Paris and…..damn. I’d like to think that RiRi is majorly trolling and is cackling as idiots spend way too much money to look like Marie Antoinette if she was reincarnated as a 90s rapper who sells ecstasy on the side at raves. If RiRi is serious, then trick should really change up her usual weed strain – Lainey Gossip
Caroline Manzo is trying to be a soap mogul now – Reality Tea
Justin Theroux’s dumbass has obviously never heard of shorts-wearing treasure Richard Simmons – Celebitchy
Kate Moss is in Dazed Magazine looking like the vampire madam of a brothel that specializes in S&M – Drunken Stepfather
Kate Hudson wants to do Brad Pitt – The Superficial
Niall Horan, the one from One Direction who looks like Heat Miser’s blond son, has gone solo – Towleroad
Kim Kartrashian looks like she’s wearing a bootleg version of one of RiRi’s busted looks for Puma – Egotastic!
One good reason to get married: Tom Hanks may crash your wedding – Hollywood Tuna
I have no idea what Eva Green is wearing but I kind of like it – Popoholic
If you think it’s weird that the cast of Tim Burton’s movies are mostly white, then blame the little Asian and black kids on The Brady Bunch! It’s all THEIR fault! – Jezebel
Wonder Woman likes peen and poon, FYI – IDLYITW
Lady Gaga is 100% doing the Super Bowl halftime show and I will 100% be smoking a super super bowl to get through it – Popsugar
Johnny Depp has joined the cast of Kenneth Branagh’s remake of Murder on the Orient Express and well, at least his character dies right away – Just Jared
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St. Angie Jolie Has Hired The Real-Life Olivia Pope To Help With Her Divorce
People reports that Angelina Jolie is not at all fucking around and has hired Judy Smith to help clean up the splatters that landed on her image when her marriage exploded in front of everyone. Judy Smith is a fixer who inspired Shonda Rhimes to create Scandal and the character of Olivia Pope. Because St. Angie hired the real-life Olivia Pope, it looks like she may be trying to get a job with the United Nations, and in a few months, she’ll have that gig as Brad Pitt sits in a prison cell after a dead hooker is found in the trunk of his car! And if St. Angie is trying to hide something, it’ll stay forever hidden! I don’t watch Scandal (I know, I have terrible taste), but I do watch Ray Donovan and I’m assuming that Olivia Pope is kind of like Ray. And “dead hooker in the car trunk” is a total Ray Donovan move.
Rob Kartrashian Just Had To Tell Everybody That His Sister Was His Childhood Krush
Hot curly-topped anal swab Brody Jenner once felt like what we, the people, really needed to know is that he got a half-boner from seeing his stepsister Kim Kartrashian (see above with face #2? Or is that face #3?) naked. Now it’s Rob Kartrashian’s turn to bring the dry heaves out of us by using his mouth to shit out a pile of chunky TMI.
Kevin Hart Is The Highest-Paid Comedian Of The Year
Forbes has published yet another list of rich people and the money they made this year. This time they’re talking about the world’s highest-paid comedians. We already know that The Rock is 2016’s highest-paid actor, that Jennifer Lawrence is 2016’s highest-paid actress, and that Gisele Bundchen is 2016’s highest-paid model. Out of those three, The Rock made the most with $64.5 million. I thought that was a huge amount of money. As it turns out, The Rock can take his measly $64.5 million and have a seat, because Kevin Hart has him beat by a long shot.