Filming Sex A Scene Is A “Turn On” To Hugh Grant
Hugh Grant may look bored as hell in that screen grab from Notting Hill, but trust me on this one, there’s a good chance his dick is very excited.
Open Post: Hosted By Cracked Out Elegance
There’s a chain of restaurants in Los Angeles called Eggslut. They should call up Katie Price and ask her if they can use that gorgeous picture as their logo. Actually, that wouldn’t be a good idea, because if they did, they’d automatically get an F from the health department.
Our modern day Jane Austen has yet another Booker Prize-worthy novel coming out (and yes, I will read it since my brain is addicted to eating fine literature) and she cannot release anything without pimping it out in one of her signature high-budget photocalls. The latest novel that Katie Price definitely wrote every word of is called Reborn and so she went with that theme in the photocall that happened at The Worx Studios in London today. Using a 7-figure budget, the best set builders in Hollywood built Katie Price an elaborate cracked egg and she posed for her life inside of it while wearing a body condom and standing on a Wee Wee pad. This photoshoot is very Anne Geddes for Hustler.
Katie Price’s photocalls of fuckery are what make the world go around. I am so glad that she didn’t lap up the liquid (sweat or water from her hair) on her Spandex skin suit, because the thirstier Katie Price is the better Katie Price is!
Pics: Wenn.com
Christopher Darden And Marcia Clark Were “More Than Friends,” So Says Christopher Darden
Since the year was 1995, I’m going to tell myself that in that picture, Marcia Clark is looking at Christopher Darden as Adina Howard’s Freak Like Me plays in her head.
The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story eluded that there may have been some sexy shit going on between Marcia Clark and Christopher Darden as they worked closely together on the case. There were also rumors during the trials. So the day after American Crime Story won a zillion Emmys, Entertainment Tonight’s Lauren Zima talked to the real Christopher Darden at his home and asked him what would it take for him to admit the whole truth about his relationship with Marcia back then.
Leah Remini And A&E Are Doing Show A About Scientology
Today will not be a good day for the prisoner – err…I mean, “volunteer” – who cleans David Miscavige’s office. After he hears this news, every mirror will be smashed, every throw pillow with L. Ron Hubbard’s face embroidered onto it will be destroyed, every lace-trimmed Valentine from Tom Cruise and John Travolta will be torn-up into a million little pieces, dozens of pairs of lifts will be thrown about the room. They’ve got a real mess ahead of them.
Burke Ramsey Will Throw A Lawsuit At CBS Over Their JonBenet Special
This December will be the 20th anniversary of JonBenet Ramsey’s murder, so a ton of networks did an investigative Making A Murderer-type special about it. A&E, Investigation Discovery and Dateline NBC aired specials, but it’s CBS’ two-part, four-hour documentary, The Case of: JonBenét Ramsey, that made the Ramsey family call up their lawyer. At the end of CBS’ special, the experts declared that they believe that 6-year-old JonBenet’s 9-year-old brother Burke Ramsey killed her, and the Ramsey family doesn’t like that at all.
Kanye West Doesn’t Hate Kid Cudi Anymore
When Kid Cudi called out Kanye West and Drake last week on Twitter for maybe passing their lyric-writing duties off on other people, I prepared for a months-long tornado powered by Kanye’s anger. After all, if he and Taylor Swift were willing to start a war over something as petty as song lyrics, who knew what mess would be born from alleging that those lyrics came from someone else’s brain? Both Kanye and Drake scratched back at Kid Cudi a bit, but it appears that’s about as far as their fight is going to go, at least for Kanye.