Night Crumbs
RiRi presented her second collection for Puma in Paris and…..damn. I’d like to think that RiRi is majorly trolling and is cackling as idiots spend way too much money to look like Marie Antoinette if she was reincarnated as a 90s rapper who sells ecstasy on the side at raves. If RiRi is serious, then trick should really change up her usual weed strain – Lainey Gossip
Caroline Manzo is trying to be a soap mogul now – Reality Tea
Justin Theroux’s dumbass has obviously never heard of shorts-wearing treasure Richard Simmons – Celebitchy
Kate Moss is in Dazed Magazine looking like the vampire madam of a brothel that specializes in S&M – Drunken Stepfather
Kate Hudson wants to do Brad Pitt – The Superficial
Niall Horan, the one from One Direction who looks like Heat Miser’s blond son, has gone solo – Towleroad
Kim Kartrashian looks like she’s wearing a bootleg version of one of RiRi’s busted looks for Puma – Egotastic!
One good reason to get married: Tom Hanks may crash your wedding – Hollywood Tuna
I have no idea what Eva Green is wearing but I kind of like it – Popoholic
If you think it’s weird that the cast of Tim Burton’s movies are mostly white, then blame the little Asian and black kids on The Brady Bunch! It’s all THEIR fault! – Jezebel
Wonder Woman likes peen and poon, FYI – IDLYITW
Lady Gaga is 100% doing the Super Bowl halftime show and I will 100% be smoking a super super bowl to get through it – Popsugar
Johnny Depp has joined the cast of Kenneth Branagh’s remake of Murder on the Orient Express and well, at least his character dies right away – Just Jared
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