Category: Brangelina

Brad Pitt Accuses Angelina Jolie Of Purposely Selling Her Château Miraval Winery Shares To “Inflict Harm” On Him

June 7, 2022 / Posted by:

56-year-old Brad Pitt and 47-year-old Angelina Jolie just can’t quit each other–I mean–can’t quit legally dragging each other. Sorry forgot that middle part. In 2008, the couple bought a winery in the South of France, Château Miraval, where they eventually got married in 2014. Obviously, they filed for divorce in 2016 and shit has been consistently hitting the fan for them ever since. And the Château is no exception. Brad previously tried to stop Angelina from selling her shares in the Château post-divorce, but a judge let her last year. Then he sued Angie because he said the group she sold her shares to was owned by a competitor, the Stoli Group, and working with them was Hell. Welp, part two to that: Brad is now accusing Angelina of purposely selling her shares to ruin Brad and the wine business. Purposely tanking a wine business as an act of petty revenge? Just Rich Bitch Things!

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Angelina Jolie Might Be Suing The FBI As A Jane Doe Over The Brad Pitt Plane Messiness

April 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Back in 2016, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt made headlines for a messy blowup on a private flight from France to the US between him and their eldest son, Maddox Jolie-Pitt who was 15 years old then. It was alleged that Brad got physical with Maddox during a fight. The case was turned over to the FBI, which has jurisdiction in the international airways, and they eventually closed the case and Brad faced no charges. Brad denied ever purposely making physical contact with Maddox, but of course, we know where Brad’s relationship is with Maddox and Angelina today. Maddox reportedly testified against Brad in his parents’ never-ending child custody case. Well, now TMZ says an unnamed woman, Jane Doe, is trying to get access to records of a very similar incident by anonymously suing the FBI for them, and some people are speculating that it may be Angie herself.

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Angelina Jolie Reportedly Forced Brad Pitt To Quarantine For Two Weeks After His Trip To France Before Seeing Their Kids

September 30, 2020 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still at it. 2020 may be a clusterfuck of disease and bizarre happenings but at least we can count on the comfort of the steady ship that is Brangelina picking at each other. A source told Us Weekly that Angelina made Brad quarantine for two-weeks after returning from their Chateau in France where he spent some time with his part-time lover, Nicole Poturalski. I’m sure the poor guy really suffered hard spending two weeks alone in whatever mansion he was staying in.

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Sources Think Angelina Jolie Is Using Maddox As A Weapon Against Brad Pitt

September 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Did you think that just because Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are now closer to divorce that the stories about her being an evil demon bitch would stop? Of course not! Angie and Brad’s son Maddox is off to higher education, but it seems he’s also now playing a bigger role in his parents’ affairs–even though they are fully not together. It seems that role is one being orchestrated by mommy dearest–as Page Six says that Demon Queen Maleficent is back again and is using Maddox against Brad.

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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Are Officially Single (But Still Not Totally Divorced)

April 13, 2019 / Posted by:

In the knowing words of internet disciple Antoine Dodson, who prophesized this moment a decade ago, “Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wife and hide yo’ husband” because Angeline Jolie and Brad Pitt are officially single. That’s right, the pink construction paper heart that once read “Brangelina” has been ripped down the middle, and “Bra” and “Ngelina” stand alone, slightly altered versions of their pre-coupled selves. But you can stop jumping for joy thinking that this is the last you will be hearing from these mofos until they start publicly banging new people. Although the law has declared them officially single, Angelina and Brad are still hammering out the never-ending terms of their divorce (and probably because she wants him back!!!). If they could only take a pair of ripple edge children’s scissors and cut down the middle of their bank account and kids, we’d all be over this already.

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Brad Pitt Is Doing Great, You Guys 

June 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Time for another update in the Brangelina divorce and custody saga, but don’t worry: this will be a quick one.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been trying to divorce for millennia (real time: two years) and recently things have been escalating. First it was reported Angelina got word-slapped by a judge for not letting Brad have enough time with the brood.  Then we learned Brad was dating a genius MIT professor who ended up being way too smart for him and she ended up sticking with her billioniare hedge fund boyfriend.  And now we have another update to all of this highly-relevant and highly-exciting information.

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