Sam Rubin Will Not Be Censored By Ben Affleck’s PR Team!
KTLA’s Sam Rubin has been one of THEE premiere entertainment reporters on the Los Angeles local news scene for centuries and goddammit, he deserves some respect and doesn’t need some PR person telling him to fast forward his mouth to the next question and to stay on topic. But that’s exactly what a PR person did to him at the junket for Ben Affleck’s new movie The Accountant. If you’ve seen the trailer for The Accountant, you probably thought it was just an H&R Block commercial where Ben does a parody of his bro-friend Matt Damon’s old characters from The Bourne Identity and Good Will Hunting. But it’s a real movie.
Hillary Clinton Feels Really Bad That Kim Kardashian Got Robbed
There are so many sides to be on in the Kim Kardashian Paris robbery story. You can be on Team She Deserved It For Being So Flashy like Karl Lagerfeld and Kim herself, or Team Did It Even Actually Happen Though? like others, or Team I Feel Bad For The Poor Fame Whore. Hillary Clinton is on that one. We’ve gotten to the point in this story where we’re asking a presidential candidate what they think about it.
St. Angie Jolie’s Fixer Supposedly Warned Melissa Etheridge And She Wrote A Song About It
The latest leg of Melissa Etheridge’s “Angelina Jolie Is A Nasty Demon Cuntress Tour” made a stop on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night and she debuted a brand new song that I’m sure will soon be #1 on Angelina Jolie’s iTunes playlist. Melissa was on Andy’s SiriusXM radio show on Monday and she said that the allegations that her old friend Brad Pitt went crazy on Maddox are “completely unfounded” and she accused Team St. Angie of leaking fake stories to the media. Melissa also brought up how during Angie’s BBP (Before Brad Pitt) days, she and Billy Bob Thornton acted real nasty toward Laura Dern. On WWHL last night, Melissa said that Team St. Angie went after her about the things she said and she responded to them with a lil’ diddy!
Joanna Lumley Would Like You To Know That Catcalling Is A Compliment
Picture, if you will, Patsy Stone walking down Bond Street and all of a sudden she’s met with a loud whistle or an “Oi, love!“. Unless it’s coming from a hot bricklayer wearing nothing but a trowel or a giant talking bottle of Stoli, she’s probably going to mutter “Piss off, sweetie darling” under her breath and keep on walking. Not Joanna Lumley, though. Joanna Lumley thinks getting hollered at on the street is flattering and would really appreciate it everyone stopped being so damn offended by it.
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS For October 5th!
Two pees in a pod – lolrxxj
Upvote winner:
The voting booths for this year’s election. – FluffKitteh
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Hot Sluts Of The Day!
Hershey’s Swoops!
In the early aughts, Hershey’s ran out of ideas and said fuck it decided that what the people really wanted and needed were Pringles-shaped chocolates and Swoops was born! Hershey’s Swoops looked like Pringles dipped in melted Hershey’s candy bars (they also kind of looked like wide tongues made out of shit), but they were a work of trickery! They presented themselves as chocolate-covered chips, but they were actually chip-shaped chocolates. They were that dude on Grindr who tells you that he’s got an 8.5″ girthy one, but when you pull down his chonies in person, you really get a a skinny penne-sized al dente peen. But just like Swoops, you shrugged and put it in your mouth anyway.