Rob Kardashian Might Prevent A 2nd Season Of “Rob & Chyna”
Angelina Jolie Has Added To Her Legal Team
Brad Pitt better put down the bong he had custom built to resemble Frank Gehry’s “Dancing House.” He needs to get on the stick if he’s ever going to catch up to his ex Angelina Jolie’s efforts in collecting celebrity attorneys. Have either of them claimed Gloria Allred yet? That poor gal is standing on the sidelines like the last power suit picked in a game of celebrity attorney kickball.
Amber Rose Hosted The SlutWalk Yesterday
Provocative glamazon Amber Rose hosted her second annual SlutWalk festival yesterday in LA. She was joined by her friends Blac Chyna (it’s nice to see that Chyna is capable of something more than inquiring if her Kardashian is still texting bitches) and former Playboy Bunny Kendra Wilkinson. The SlutWalk’s goal is to help “promote female empowerment and put an end to slut-shaming and victim-blaming.” People spoke with Amber who explained what it’s NOT about (via E!).
Alec Baldwin Debuted His Trump Impression During The SNL Premiere
There’s plenty of things to dislike about Alec Baldwin. Often times his teeth aren’t able to snap shut quickly enough before ridiculous statements escape his mouth. He’s highly irritable. He’s married to a woman who does yoga on planes. And we’ll always have #RudeThoughtlessLittlePig.
He has managed to balance the scales, however, with the pluperfect Donald Trump impression he unveiled on the Saturday Night Live premiere. Not since Larry David did Bernie Sanders has it worked so well! His characterization, teamed with whomever wrote the opening number, truly captured our potential future Asshole-In-Chief. The cold open satirized last week’s first presidential debate, and Kate McKinnon is still playing Hillary Clinton.
The Hollywood Reporter sez that the idea to have Alec play Donald was Tina Fey’s and longtime SNL czar Lorne Michaels.
The choice to go with Baldwin over a current cast member was the idea of former star and head writer Tina Fey, “SNL” creator Lorne Michaels told The Hollywood Reporter.
“I just thought he’d be brilliant doing it and I thought he and Kate [McKinnon] would be a match,” Michaels said.
Watch Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump below.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Bigg Mixx!
Back in 1990, Kellogg’s decided that they should really find a way to turn all the cereal that fell onto their factory floors into $$$$ so they swept that shit up, poured it into a box and sold it as “Bigg Mixx.” Bigg Mixx was a mixture of some of Kellogg’s cereals, so it was kind of like what your mom fed you when she forgot to go to the store. You know, she’d pour the contents of almost-empty cereal boxes into a bowl, add some watered down milk and BOOM! Breakfast.
To sell Big Mixx, Kellogg’s got Satan to inseminate himself with a cocktail of different kinds of animal jizz, and 9 months later, he butt birthed out a truly unholy creature. Bigg Mixx’s mascot, also named Bigg Mixx, was Kellogg’s version of a Chimera. He was the PuppyMonkeyBaby of his time.
Birthday Sluts
Sting (65)
Samantha Barks (26)
Kristina and Karissa Shannon (27)
Dia Frampton (29)
Camilla Belle (30)
John Morris (32)
The Obama Girl (34)
Brianna Brown (37)
Ayumi Hamasaki (38)
Mandisa (40)
Efren Ramirez (43)
Lene Nystrøm of Aqua (43)
Jim Root (45)
Tiffany (45)
Kelly Ripa (46)
Maribel Verdú (46)
Gillian Welch (49)
Jeff Bennett (54)
Brian Regan (59)
Philip Oakey (61)
Lorraine Bracco (62)
Annie Leibovitz (67)
Donna Karan (68)
Avery Brooks (68)
Don Mclean (71)
Rex Reed (78)
Pic: Annie Leibovitz/Vanity Fair