There are so many sides to be on in the Kim Kardashian Paris robbery story. You can be on Team She Deserved It For Being So Flashy like Karl Lagerfeld and Kim herself, or Team Did It Even Actually Happen Though? like others, or Team I Feel Bad For The Poor Fame Whore. Hillary Clinton is on that one. We’ve gotten to the point in this story where we’re asking a presidential candidate what they think about it.
Maybe it’s not that surprising that Hillary was asked about Kim’s robbery; after all, the interview was with Extra. And Hillary has talked about how much she likes Kim on Extra before. While talking about millennials, Extra’s AJ Calloway segued into Kim’s “kautionary tale” about putting your whole life on social media. Here’s what Hillary had to say:
“I felt really bad for her. It really is [horrible]. She’s back home now, right? And her husband – he was in the middle of the concert and he ran off stage, bless his heart. No, it’s horrible. I’m just glad nobody was hurt.”
Hillary’s response is at the 3:16 point.
A big round of applause for the millennial-fluent assistant who helped Hillary memorize the details of this story. “If you really want to sell it, you can also throw in a ‘savage af’ or replace ‘husband’ with ‘bae’, but don’t say ‘on fleek’, nobody says that anymore.”
No, I’m sure Hillary actually does care. I mean, she did use the words “bless his heart” to describe Kanye West, and I’m almost positive she didn’t mean it in the Jennifer Garner way? The only problem is that I’m pretty sure you can’t bless what is already blessed. God put Kanye together himself in his own special workshop in Heaven, right? Would you say “Bless you” to Jesus after he sneezed? Kanye takes great offense to the suggestion that he’s a mere mortal, Hillary.
Hillary’s even got a new update on the situation. Kim is returning to Los Angeles after hiding out in New York for the past several days. Here she is leaving her apartment with North West and Pascal the Bodyguard and a whole bunch of police officers earlier today.