When it comes to artists who have a history of planting their heads firmly up their own ass, two of the more prominent names that come to mind are Andy Warhol and Jared Leto. So, it makes sense that the latter would be so committed to playing the former in a movie –– even if said movie has been in discussion for ages and shows no sign of actually moving ahead. In fact, this bit of casting news is literally almost four years old. And still no movie.
Rich people can buy anything. Now technology is so advanced rich women be out here like: “No! I don’t get injections! I get lasers shot into my face at a rate of 190 miles per hour which then vibrates my molecules into the past through a high-pitched frequency that physically turns back time in my face.” Phewf! It’s not injections!
Denise Richards hopped on Instagram to “prove” to us that she doesn’t get injections or Botox to maintain her timelessness and instead just uses high-tech medical devices to perpetuate her youth.
Wendy Williams was the subject of her own Hot Topics segment on today’s Wendy Williams Show when she addressed a photo that had been making the rounds over the weekend. Anybody who’s ever lived in a sober house knows that it’s perfectly normal for the entire sober house gang to travel several hours into the woods to roast marshmallows and play with guns. These kinds of trips are very common and usually include a 4AM trip to a far-flung Walmart to ride the scooters and eat potato chips you haven’t bought yet. Wendy was spotted over the weekend at a Walmart in Ellenville, NY, where she was snapped looking, well, looking like any woman you might find shopping at Walmart at 4 in the morning. I personally have never lived in a sober house (though I have checked off nearly everything else on that list), but according to Wendy, it’s all very normal and typical.
That was fast. Before we could clean the panting hot breath marks and sticky palm prints off the inside of our car windows after hearing that Khloe Kardashian (in wax above) was “in contention” (AKA anywhere from completely fabricated to already inked), to be the next Bachelorette, the rumor has been shot down. According to Khloe’s Momager Kris Jenner and
protective moral compass big sister Kim Kardashian, Khloe as the Bachelorette is a no go, which is a shame, since she clearly can not be trusted to swipe right on her own.
I know this sounds like some Jim Carrey-style existentialism, but stick with me here, it won’t require as many mental gymnastics as you might think.
Nearly two years ago, Kaley Cuoco set an attention trap by Instagramming a picture of herself in a hospital bed covering her nose and claiming she was having “sinus surgery.” Obviously it didn’t take long for people to poke Kaley and let her know that she spelled “nose job” wrong. Kaley slapped back at everyone accusing her of trying to cover up a nose job and said: “If I DID get a nose job (which I didn’t) I would be shouting that from the rooftops.” Kaley was technically telling the truth when she said she didn’t get a nose job on that particular day. She just left out the part about how she had already had one done years ago.