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Johnny Depp is selling his Downtown L.A. penthouse for $12.7 million, and it’s the perfect place for anyone who has tons of money and really wants to open a daycare specifically for steampunk toddlers who love LSD – Lainey Gossip

I see that NeNe Leakes’ old mentor Donald Trump never taught her how to get out of paying taxes the “smart” way – Reality Tea

Anti-porn crusader Pamela Anderson got naked in a movie – (NSFW) The Nip Slip 

Another day, another actress type who suffers from ForgotToWearASlip syndrome – Drunken Stepfather

Warner Bros. didn’t get the memo that almost no one said, “I wish it was longer!“, after watching Suicide Squad – The Superficial 

Frances Bean Cobain’s ex claims she’s a rich hoarder – Celebitchy

This is nice of IKEA and everything, but let’s be real, that couple would’ve broken up while trying to put together that cabinet – Towleroad

No Canadian brawl in a McDonald’s is complete until a baby raccoon makes a cameo appearance – OMG Blog

Some of Kristen Chenoweth’s fans quit being her fan because she supports the LGBTQ community – Boy Culture 

Kristen Stewart’s hair is very “raggedy Chrissy Crocker” here – Popoholic

And I’m sure the Kartrashians have nearly everything on this list – Hollywood Tuna

Um, Drake is missing out on a really good opportunity to perform as Wheelchair Jimmy – Just Jared

The time Mrs. Rojo Caliente was on To Tell The Truth – SOW

What in new money Golden Girls HELL is Beyonce wearing? – Popsugar

Ben Affleck’s Batman movie is called The Batman, and I can only imagine how many hundreds of hours his brain spent trying to come up with that very original title – IDLYITW

12-year-old British actress Millie Bobby Brown plays Eleven on Netflix’s Stranger Things, and since that show is a giant hit, she’ll probably get more jobs and so agents want to represent her. But well, Millie’s dad, Robert “Bobby” Brown, may already be messing up her career by showing his crazy and greedy stage dad horns. And yes, her dad’s name is Bobby Brown. That is a field of red flags right there.

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According to Variety’s list of highest-paid TV stars of 2016, the television star with the most dollars stuffed into their pockets is the honorable Judge Judith Sheindlin. Sometimes Hollywood gets things right, and in this case, it’s rewarding the brightest most-dazzling star on television with the biggest pile of money.

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That’s why she’s wearing that, right?

And in this month’s episode of “Salma Hayek, You Are Married To A Billionaire, You Don’t Have To Do This Shit,” Salma Hayek showed up to the Stella McCartney show at Paris Fashion Week on Monday looking like the definition of “fashion victim” violently threw up all over her. While her billionaire husband François-Henri Pinault dressed like he doesn’t give one damn, Salma looked like she was styled by Derek Zoolander using crap that Edina Monsoon was about to throw out. If you threw in a pair of diamond grillz, it’s what Madonna would wear to parent-teacher conference night, and yes, Rocco Ritchie would immediately run out the exit door and take her private jet to his dad’s house. Salma needs to immediately go to the nearest FedEx and return those post-cataract sunglasses to Skrillex’s grandma and send those shoes to a charity benefiting needy ravers.

Salma’s billionaire husband’s company is a partner of the Stella McCartney label, so maybe Salma wore that mess because she had to and it’s good for her man’s business (but is it really?). If that’s the case, dude better rip up their prenup since Salma has already gone above and beyond the call of duty by wearing this foolery out in public.

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The powers-that-be released the poster for Jackie today, and it looks like the album cover for Natalie Portman’s 1960s-style jazz album of songs inspired by Jackie Mason jokes. They also released the trailer, and in the first 35 seconds, Natalie Portman looks like a wine drunk me on a Saturday night while trying to get through an episode of Bloodline Boreline as my eyelids fall into the sleep position. Natalie’s facial expression machine is firmly set to: Lana Del Rey song.

Natalie is eyeballs deep in the sads in most of this trailer, which makes sense, since her husband was just assassinated in front of her. Jackie follows Jaqueline Kennedy’s final days in the White House after JFK’s death. It comes out in December and also stars Peter Sarsgaard (as Robert F. Kennedy), Greta Gerwig, John Carroll Lynch (as Lyndon B. Johnson), Beth Grant (as Lady Bird Johnson), Max Casella (as Jack Valenti), Billy Crudup, Richard E. Grant and John Hurt. If you want to expose your ears to Natalie Portman doing Jackie Kennedy’s voice, then here you go:

She sort of sounds like a soft-spoken Cartman on downers. And it took me forever to figure out what she was saying at the end. Natalie Portman is a False Idol Award winner (and I’m sure she’ll be nominated for this too), so she obviously did her research and knows how Jackie pronounced “Camelot.”  But I kept thinking to myself, “A Cadillac?! A camel toe? A candle lot? A Camel Light? Girl, do you need a cig? Just say so!“