Jenna Ortega’s Mom Posted About The Dangers Of Smoking After Pictures Of Jenna Puffing On A Cigarette Went Viral
Gen Z took a quick pause from filling out their rooms with vape clouds to express their deep disappointment with Jenna Ortega for smoking cigarettes after she was papped taking a long drag from the dreaded cancer stick. And the captain of the shame ship was led by Jenna’s mom, Natalie Ortega, who as BuzzFeed points out, spammed Instagram with anti-smoking themed memes and articles clearly putting her daughter on blast for dancing with the (Marlboro) red devil.
When the first rumblings of a Beetlejuice sequel permeated the internet, fans of the cult classic went, “Go ahead! Make my millennium!” But fortunately, we won’t be waiting around a thousand years cause the official release date for Beetlejuice 2 is set for September 6, 2024. It was rumored last month that Jenna Ortega would star alongside some of the original cast reprising their roles– with Michael Keaton back as Beetlejuice and Winona Ryder as OG goth chick Lydia Deetz. And now it’s been confirmed that Jenna will play Lydia Deetz’s daughter.
20-year-old Jenna Ortega, star of Netflix’s Wednesday, was recently a guest on Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert and said that she became her character’s protector and would rewrite lines in the script she didn’t like without telling the script supervisor. Jenna called her own behavior “unprofessional.” Well, a veteran Hollywood producer named Steven DeKnight decided to dunk her too and dragged her for being “entitled and toxic.”
Did somebody say FASHUN?!? Well, say it louder next time, I don’t think the folks in the back heard you over the din of shitfaced celebrities using the Golden Globes’ phenomenal flame out last year as an excuse to load up on free champagne, talk shit, and network with fellow survivors of the Great Los Angeles Deluge of 2023. However, a few stars heard the call to bare arms (regretfully, ladies only. Where was Timothée Chalamet with his scrumptious little back meats!?) and used the opportunity to challenge their stylists to come up with a look that simultaneously screams “I’m the greatest star” and “I am being pranked by my stylist, aren’t I.” Meanwhile, the real jackasses pulling one over on these celebrities are the goon-squad of aestheticians going around convincing them to donate their precious buccal fat reserves “for charity.” Sad truth is that only a tiny portion of their donations actually make it to starving children in need. Sorry, Wednesday‘s Jenna Ortega, your generous donation is now just padding for some ghoul’s pocket. Also, I think your parachute got a little turned around. Must have been the wind.