Open Post: Hosted By Taylor Swift Fans Wearing Adult Diapers To The Eras Tour So They Don’t Miss Any Songs
While Taylor Swift has been scheming up ways to quiet the backlash from her dating the Azealia Banks-roasted scabies-ridden, “full incel” Matty Healy, her Swifties have been scheming up ways to not miss a single moment of the Eras Tour; and many (who don’t have a medical need to use them) have landed on wearing adult diapers so they don’t risk missing anything by heading to a bathroom.
According to Insider, some of Taylor’s fervent fans plan to or already have worn diapers to Taylor’s three-hour show, and although absolutely no one asked, they’ve taken to TiktTok to talk about it.
One TikTok user posted a clip on May 18, which showed one of her friends helping to strap another into an adult diaper that was neatly concealed under her glittery gold tassel dress.
Meanwhile, a pregnant TikTok user called BasicMeg, posted a video in April saying she was considering wearing adult diaper pants for practical reasons.
“The chafing is gonna be extreme,” one TikTok user commented.
Chafing or no, another TikToker appeared to have successfully incorporated the diaper into their outfit that same week. “No one knows I’m wearing a diaper for this,” they wrote on a May 19 TikTok clip of themselves inside the stadium.
Here’s a round-up of some of the people who’ve told on themselves when they could’ve instead just basked in the warmth of their pee-pants in secret:
@screenshothq Swifties truly are the most dedicated fan base #taylorswift #erastour #speaknowtaylorsversion #tserastour #swifttok #erastourchicago
And as an alternative to wetting or soiling oneself and then dancing around in it for three+ hours, some have been choosing their least favorite Taylor songs so they can take their bathroom trip then.
Some YouTubers had a different strategy: They said they planned to go to the bathroom during the ten-minute version of “All Too Well” because everyone would want to listen to it, but the song’s so long, it would still be playing when they returned.
And in case you were wondering when other Swifties are planning to go during the show, there’s a Reddit thread now where people are sharing their “Eras tour bathroom break songs.”
“As fun as shake it off is, definitely that one. I’m not sacrificing a second of folklovermore,” one Redditor wrote.
Take a seat, Swifties. Astronaut Lisa Nowak did diapers-for-love first and better! Sending thoughts and prayers to the custodians who have to clean up the stadium after these piss-scented shows.
Pic: TikTok