Night Crumbs
Well, this is something I didn’t want to read or type about today or ever. Since 2015, cancer has been fucking with Shannen Doherty, and after going into remission in 2017, it returned in 2020 as stage 4. Shannen recently gave an update on her health, and it’s a heartbreaking one. Shannen says that earlier this year, doctors discovered that her breast cancer spread to her brain, and she underwent radiation treatment. Shannen wrote, “But that fear…. The turmoil….. the timing of it all…. This is what cancer can look like.” On top of that, Shannen is also in the middle of a divorce. Hopefully, Shannen finally destroys cancer like she destroyed EVERYONE on Beverly Hills, 90210, the demons on Charmed, and eyeballs in Heathers with her potent glamour. And after she does that, I hope Shannen goes on to star in many more T.V. shows and movies so that I can have even more Shannen Doherty references to use over and over and over and over again! – HuffPo
Jay Johnston, who voiced Jimmy Pesto on Bob’s Burger and was also in Mr. Show, has been nabbed by the feds for storming the Capitol on January 6th, which is such a Jimmy Pesto thing to do – SOW
Leah Remini already has her Ph.D. in Taking Down Those Fucks At Scientology, and now she’s just finished up her second year at NYU – Celebitchy
Because dads need something to watch while scrolling through the 99-cent movies on Amazon Prime, there’s a fourth Expendables movie called… wait for it… wait for it… Expend4bles! And with this one, the franchise has officially gone from “movies starring classic actions start “to “movies starring whoever they can get” (no offense to Andy Garcia) – Pajiba
Only 23 years after Shaggy’s wandering peen anthem It Wasn’t Me was released, he wants us all to know that it’s an anti-cheating song even though he was caught bangin’ on the bathroom floor! But you know, a cheater would totally say that It Wasn’t Me is actually an anti-cheating song – The A.V. Club
Bam Margera’s 5150 hold has been lifted, and now he’s headed to Lamar Odom’s rehab center – TMZ
Today Chanel is pronounced SHAM-el because they want $4,450 for a Formula 1 t-shirt that looks like it was ripped straight from the clearance section at Forever 21. Kunty Karl Lagerfeld’s ghost is either hissing at the hideousness of that t-shirt, or he’s cackling at his old fashion house’s scammy ways – Highsnobiety
Speaking of Chanel: mesh slippers from Pearl River > Jennifer Lawrence’s Chanel mesh shoes – Lainey Gossip
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