As mentioned above, David Foster is 73 years old. His fifth wife, Katharine McPhee, is 38. In early 2021, these two lovebirds welcomed their first baby together, Rennie. Now, you’d think that a dude who was born the same year they wrote the Geneva Convention might have some reservations about becoming a dad for the seventh time. But David has said he has no regrets. And, over the weekend, he told People that, even though he may not be around when Rennie gets older, he can offer his son “wisdom from my 72 years on the planet.” Wisdom like: “Don’t let your fourth wife near tall grass during tick season,” or “When you’re driving on the freeway at night, keep your eyes peeled for Ben Vereen.” Continue reading

If you make the conscious decision to ensure your home always smells like a Planet Fitness locker room, the funk fumes must do strange things to your brain. For instance, the amount of soap and water not being used to cleanse away weird thoughts at Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell‘s house is clearly making them forget some ideas don’t have to become words. But since Dax is a dealer of phrases and sounds through his Armchair Expert podcast he’s continuing his tradition as the TMI King. And in a recent interview with Anna Kendrick, he thought there should be a segment titled “My wife is jealous of you!“, which I’m sure caused Anna to feel warm and fuzzy on the inside. Or maybe she was just trying to hold back her vomit from his body odor.

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As a longtime Real Housewives watcher, I’ve seen my share of wild personalities, but when I saw Jennifer Shah on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, I knew something in the milk wasn’t clean about her. I didn’t know it was a marketing scheme primarily targeting the vulnerable elderly that left them traumatized and broke, but hey, I’m not the FBI. Jen played innocent until she took a plea deal and was sentenced to six and a half years in prison. On top of her prison sentence, Jen will have to complete a mental health treatment program once she eventually gets out. Meanwhile, Andy Cohen also felt the fire, as he was grilled by Chris Wallace about his support of the housewife and felt the same pressure he’s put hundreds of rich women through over the last decade, plus at reunions. Justice comes in many forms!

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Hitler-humper and newly(fake)wed husband, Kanye West, should be celebrating reaching his goal of pissing off his ex-wife Kim Kardashian by parading around his new bootleg-Brigitte Nielsen “wife,” Bianca Censori. But, Kanye must be so blissful he straight up forgot he’s involved in legal proceedings with just about anyone he’s ever dealt with–because he changed his phone number and never alerted his legal team. And since they claim to have no other way of reaching him, they’ve decided to take out ads in two Los Angeles newspapers to let him know they’re dumping his ass.

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Bernice Fitzgerald and Joy Cullison, the Hoveround Queens of the Grand Canyon!

Before you ask, “Is this a posthumous HSOTD?” the answer is: NO! Because Bernice Fitzgerald and Joy Cullison are ageless wonders who, I’m sure, are still ruling the Grand Canyon on their mobile thrones. But in the 90s, Bernice and Joy were icons of daytime television for me, and a “sick day” from school was not complete without an appearance from these two majestic world-traveling memaws in between episodes of All My Children and One Life to Live.

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