Apparently, Kim Kardashian Hates Kanye West’s New “Wife”
In news you can file under the “DUH!” category now that Kanye West has used a 3D printer to re-create Kim Kardashian in the form of new “wife” Bianca Censori, the original version isn’t very happy about it. But then again, why would she be? Kim has been trying to fight off the ravages of Father Time since her twenties, so to be replaced by someone younger and hotter has to make her botox boil with envy. And while Kim is seeing red, Bianca’s family is seeing green dollar signs as they are 100% on board with what is certain to be one of the biggest mistakes of Bianca’s life.
According to Page Six, Bianca has been on Kim’s radar for a few years since, at one time, she was a Yeezy employee. And although Kim had no problems dangling the red-eyed white mouse that is Pete Davidson in front of Kanye’s face, she never intended to marry him. And yes, we know. Technically, Kanye and Bianca’s little friendship ring ceremony is not a legal marriage, which was probably Kanye’s plan all along just to piss Kim off (and it’s working).
Insiders say that the former Mrs. West has long despised Censori for no obvious reason — unless, that is, you know that she has suspected there was a certain frisson between Censori and [Kanye].
“Kim hates her,” said an insider.
Sources say that it was well known around the Yeezy HQ that the boss’ wife didn’t like her, and suspected that his architectural designer wanted to do more than handle his erections.
Also, adds an insider, “She’s pretty. And Kim hates pretty girls.”
Censori, who has a masters in architecture, has worked at the company — where West oversees various fashion and design projects — for several years, we’re told.
Kim probably knew this day was coming, so Bianca better watch her back for the foreseeable future. Wait, who am I kidding, this mess will be over by Valentine’s Day if it even lasts that long. All of this smells like a piping hot bowl of Rebound Stew, where jealousy is the main ingredient. But until this all falls down, The Daily Mail reports Bianca’s family is loving the attention they’re getting, even though they’re pretending like they don’t want to talk about it.
Speaking to the Herald Sun, one of Bianca’s sisters, Angelina Censori, asked for ‘privacy’ but admitted that the family was happy with the news.
‘It’s very exciting news for both my sister and the family but we choose to have some privacy for the time being,’ she said.
Another relative, Alyssia Censori, said she was ‘super happy for them both’.
Translation “We ’bout to get PAID!” because the truest revenge would be if Kanye has a baby with Bianca. And hopefully, he’s learned his lesson from giving his previous children such fucked up names that he’ll name his half-Aussie kid Sydney instead of something silly like Koala, Dingo, or Boomerang.
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