If you make the conscious decision to ensure your home always smells like a Planet Fitness locker room, the funk fumes must do strange things to your brain. For instance, the amount of soap and water not being used to cleanse away weird thoughts at Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell‘s house is clearly making them forget some ideas don’t have to become words. But since Dax is a dealer of phrases and sounds through his Armchair Expert podcast he’s continuing his tradition as the TMI King. And in a recent interview with Anna Kendrick, he thought there should be a segment titled “My wife is jealous of you!“, which I’m sure caused Anna to feel warm and fuzzy on the inside. Or maybe she was just trying to hold back her vomit from his body odor.
According to People, Anna joined Dax and his Armchair co-host Monica Padman to discuss her upcoming film about douchebag partners titled Alice, Darling. And since Dax can’t go for very long without making a moment about himself and Kristen, he let Anna know that his wife is jealous of her primarily because Kristen had lost a few roles to Anna, which makes sense because she’s the better actress. Sorry Veronica Mars, but a long time ago, you and acting used to be friends. Now you and Dax are known as the TMI masters and a commercial brand. And during his chat with Anna, he let her know that his wife has been watching her:
“I’ve known Kristen [Bell] for fifteen years, she has only had jealousy over a single human, and it’s been you,” he told Kendrick, 37. “I’d never saw it. It blew my mind.”
“Kristen was like, ‘Who is this other short person? Oh, so she can sing like that too? I’m already here. We got another one,'” Shepard, 48, continued, before assuring he asked his wife’s “permission” to share the information.
“She monitored you, recognized how brilliant you were, lost some roles to you, and slowly processed the whole thing, and has nothing but wonderful feelings for you. But you’re the only person who ever made her jealous that I witnessed,”
Anna kicked it back to Dax to make the conversation even weirder. Not only did she admit she’s always believed Kristen doesn’t like her, but she also praised Kristen for being a glorious Precious Moments angel who can absolutely do no wrong.
Explaining her reasoning, she said, “But I do think a massive percentage of that is just genuinely when it comes to like really sweet angelic blonde girls. I just assumed they think I am weird, they think I am like this weird little troll. And I don’t think of Kristin as short, I think of her as just an angel, and she’s so sweet. And I feel so rough around the edges that I was like, ‘Oh, she must not like me.’ I am sure that’s just my projections, that’s not actually how she feels.”
Dax Shepard tells Anna Kendrick that his wife Kristen Bell is jealous of her:
“She has only had jealousy over a single human, and it’s been you. She monitored you, recognized how brilliant you were, lost some roles to you, and slowly processed the whole thing.” pic.twitter.com/ocNvrplWHd
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Now all I can picture is Anna running from the studio to the nearest shower to wash away the bad energy from her interview with Dirty Dax. And I would say Kristen was waiting at their pig pen to wash Dax’s mouth out with soap to reveal her secrets, but we know they’re unaware of how to use soap and water properly.