Kanye West’s Lawyers Can’t Reach Him, So They Plan To Dump Him Via Newspaper Ad

January 17, 2023 / Posted by:

Hitler-humper and newly(fake)wed husband, Kanye West, should be celebrating reaching his goal of pissing off his ex-wife Kim Kardashian by parading around his new bootleg-Brigitte Nielsen “wife,” Bianca Censori. But, Kanye must be so blissful he straight up forgot he’s involved in legal proceedings with just about anyone he’s ever dealt with–because he changed his phone number and never alerted his legal team. And since they claim to have no other way of reaching him, they’ve decided to take out ads in two Los Angeles newspapers to let him know they’re dumping his ass.

TMZ says Greenberg Traurig, LLP filed documents with the court to cease representing Ye in an ongoing lawsuit due to “a breakdown in communication” with Kanye. He shut off his phone number and has been uncharacteristically quiet (and Twitter is no longer an option), and either this law firm’s petty as hell or they actually have no other way to reach him other than taking it to the papers. But have they tried the comment section of Pornhub?

As a result, the docs say the company’s looking to use “alternative means” to reach him … which includes putting ads out in 2 L.A.-based newspapers, and publishing the order from the judge, which allows them to withdraw from the case, for all to see.

Greenberg Traurig says they’re just doing this with the goal of informing Kanye of their departure, though they realize (and probably love that) it’ll cause a media spectacle.

For those unaware, K.W.’s been pretty MIA since he announced his love for Hitler and Nazis on Alex Jones’ “InfoWars” last year.

Unclear what newspapers would end up publishing the notice if the judge grants the request — but hopefully Ye can spot it!

Kanye picking up a newspaper seems far-fetched, but we see you Greenberg Traurig, LLP; freshly graduated from the Kris Jenner Kollege of Kontrivance and ready to turn Ye-mons into Ye-monade! Stay tuned for Bianca taking to InfoWars to also drop Kanye–I’m guessing within the month.

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