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It hasn’t even been a week since Tom Brady retired from the NFL again, and it looks like he’s already got a new career in Instagram chonies modeling. Tom tweeted a panty pic, and no, it’s not an ad for his upcoming OnlyFans. But it was pretty much an ad for his clothing brand’s line of underwear. Honestly, this is a shitty underwear ad. I mean, we can’t see how those chonies make the bulge look! I get that Tom Brady’s balls were probably feeling shy and deflated that day and didn’t want their picture taken, but if he spent more time filtering his down-low parts than filtering his face, his bulge would’ve looked camera ready, and his mug would’ve looked a lot less like a de-aged Marky Mark – People
In other Tom Brady news (because nobody can get enough of Tom Brady news), his movie 80 For Brady did not flop at this past weekend’s box office and actually did pretty well. It was the oldies who bought tickets, obviously, and hopefully, this leads to more movies starring pepaws and memaws. Because old people are so thirsty for movies about them that they’re willing to see one featuring Tom Brady’s face and Jane Fonda’s sad wig – Pajiba
Meanwhile, at the Grammys, Madonna made a surprise appearance and served “love child of Lil’ Kim and Chucky as Miss Trunchbull” – Celebitchy
Madonna was at the Grammys to introduce Sam Smith and Kim Petras’ performance of Unholy, and you know, I didn’t think much of that shit while watching it. But now I love Sam and Kim’s performance, and only because it made Ted Cruz types throw holy water at the screen and poot out their anal rosary beads in a rage while calling it a “literal” tribute to Satan – Just Jared
Eminem is going to be somebody’s father-in-law because his daughter Hailie Jade is engaged – E! News
Offset denies that he and Quavo got into a backstage tussle at the Grammys over the tribute to the late Takeoff – Complex
AMC theaters think they’re a budget airline now because they’re charging less for front seats and more for seats in the middle. To paraphrase Rihanna, “Good luck with bookin those ‘premium’ seats u speak of, AMC.” – Variety
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